Would You Kindly

im reaching my fucking limmies bro. im almost at my limmies

stop making me look at him

lets out a noise like a wounded animal and doesn't elaborate

I'll never forget who gave me a hard time when i was already having a hard time

Be warned I am actually uninteresting and better as an idea

if your game needs 150 gigabytes of my hard drive it better come out the computer and suck me off. i hate you

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

Obsessed with going "No... i shan't say..." when it's very clear what I shan't say

ADHD is so funny it's like I diagnose you with lazy inconsiderate fuckup disease. And it's incurable. Here's meth

I'm sorry I liked all your posts ur funny and I wanna fuck you