*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

Hi im scared animal and welcome to my corner

you literally either get it or you gont

grab your nonbinary unspecified body part and do something vague to it

the dumbest person alive has come to warn you that fruit has sugar in it

i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely

can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies

werewolves? sorry buddy. around here we call them Howlers. vampires? those are Night Suckers. a ghost? not even close. that's a Nasty Little Flying Freak

LOL but seriously release the hounds

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

pride is good but the way things are going i actually think we should start focusing on wrath

one thing about me is I’m going to make weird noises about it