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absolutegibberishandnumbers

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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candiie-teeth

reading mtmte i have a massive crush on rodimus yo

flamefoil

fanart of @candles-corner ‘s fanfic, i LOVED the new chapter it was very chaotic

also i forgot how to draw them oops

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog

tarragonthedragon

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

occasionallyomniscient

they really said “return to sender”

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tarragonthedragon

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

eptck

you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.

you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.

you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.

you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.

you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.

you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.

you have to be kind. you have to be kind.

#I think an important step to achieve this is remembering it is NOT intentional and it isn't pleasant to the one experiencing it either #It also does not make people incapable or unreliable (which is a very unfortunate assumption I keep seeing)#I often experience memory issues. brain fog and delayed auditory processing with varying frequency as a result of multiple health conditions #including chronic depression. anxiety. migraines and hypotension/hypertension episodes #It doesn't mean I meant to forget my mother's birthday or my best friend's party- I've forgotten my own and events I'd been waiting 4 years!#And having a dissociative episode doesn't make me dependant or in need of a caretaker. At most I remain confused of where I am or-#-need to postpone sokr activities. Liek cooking! not because I can't do it. But I could misjudge heat levels or not realize risks like:#Touching something hot when I could usually tell that's dangerous. Or mishandle a knife because I couldn't quite focus on what I'm doing #But my usual activities? People don't even notice. I write #I organize. I clean. I keep teaching and having discussions with colleagues. I just appear a bit distracted at worst #And forgetting word or having trouble focusing on complex discussions some times doesn't make me an incompetent teacher or careless #Frankly needing a moment to collect your thoughts or employing aids/consulting sources while teaching is NOT unusual to being with #And studetns are so much more understanding and patient than outsiders (to the class dynamic) assume. They at most assume I had a long day #But the moment you give it a name people think you are Incapable or require a 'handler'#The memory issues especially bring out people's feelings of it being 'Intentional' or a lack of care #So please. If nothing else #Remember we didn't choose this. We don't like being like this either. And it does not mean we are incompetent or 'dumb'

eptck

you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.

you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.

you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.

you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.

you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.

you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.

you have to be kind. you have to be kind.

hazhanna

After a break from the fandom, I came back and drew Rodimus.

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starborneclipse

Rodimus more like uh more like chudimus am I right ladies

frankenmouse

It is so ridiculously easy to gain a reputation for being competent by just reading signs.

This is not metaphorical. I mean actual, literal pieces of paper/plastic/metal/whatever explicitly erected to inform the public.

“How did you know this was the right trail?” I read the sign.

“Wow, how did you know what that flower is?” There’s a SIGN.

“How did you know we needed to use the side door?” THERE IS A SIGN POSTED ON THE FRONT DOOR.

Just…why are we having such different experiences of the world? People can read. I KNOW they can read. There’s nothing wrong with their vision.

Just. READ. THE. GOD. DAMN. SIGN.

This also applies to:

Syllabi

Instructions

emeraldspiral

superscourge

hes my favorite character

poetrylesbian

terpsikeraunos

Women have consistently earned a larger share of humanities degrees than men, but the humanities constitute a diminishing proportion of the

Women currently earn the majority of advanced degrees in the humanities. This has been the case at the master’s degree level since 1970 and

sources for gender distribution of classics degrees

archaeologistproblems

Archaeologist problems: Women (in the US at least, likely similar in many other countries) currently earning 70% of recent archaeology degrees, but still being forced to listen to some random guy's (uncited and unfounded) sea peoples theories.

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i-am-bic

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

esmeralda-anistasia

#STOP SAYING 'PLATONIC' WHEN YOU MEAN 'CASUAL'#RELATIONSHIPS CAN BE PLATONIC AND ABSOLUTELY DERANGED

reader-from-nowhere

envy

reader-from-nowhere

sometimes you guys are SO much fucking meaner than me

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