i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as âdaddyâ and makes contestants wear spreader bars
Iâm sorry what
you heard me
#I CANâT BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW
@genericrevenge
OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?
kinda, yeah
@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed
That logo looks familiar.
WHAT
OH MY GOD
We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companionâs pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasnât obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasnât wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time.Â
If this guy isnât a Dom, Iâll eat that spreader bar.
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