diversity win: this anime woman is over the age of 25

Tumblr may be a little slow rn. It is currently experiencing 8 people at once!!

byron. come here to memy son. i have been defeated. we have been defeated. my sweet child. swallow this pill with daddeh. it’ll be over soon. i love you. i love this nation. god bless these great united states. good buh buh

guy who has only seen The Croods, watching his country struggle under the pandemic due to his own inaction: getting a lot of ‘Croods’ vibes from this…

first women president

A single orange tic-tac has been spotted on a busy sidewalk

panera bread is the only place that’ll probably never spell my name right

Panera Bread is the only place that employs honest loyal men and then their whore employee women seduce them and basically their all a bunch of sluts. West Saint Paul Panera whores… I hate you.

that child is now dead

uhh literally that’s not true.  according to the update this child is on the autism spectrum, and he was given the opportunity to meet the artistic director.  don’t spread misinformation.  many orchestras are becoming more inclusive and less snobby.

thanks i was worried the orchestra killed the child

favorite thing about jfk assassination jokes is that they're ok because nobody was harmed

Uhm excuse me? Jackie was VERY embarrassed by all the photos of her big ass diving for cover. Small ass was the cool thing back then and she was devastated

yeah after that she’s definitely nobody

Actually Jackie was just embarrassed cause her gay ass husband fell asleep while she had her fat ass out. Her reputation never recovered