chienne maigre

Watching a movie in the middle of the day or god forbid in the MORNING is one of the weirdest feelings in the world. Things that aren’t illegal but feel like they should be

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

what was this class lesson about

“How to embrace the sauce 101”

reading this post feels like doing 90 in a 35 zone

I remember all of these but I'd never be able to guess the order it all happened 🤯

I have a very strange relationship with cereal. I’ll forget it exists for months at a time, then I remember that not only does it exist, it is one of humanity’s perfect foods. Then I’ll eat like 4 boxes in one day before some eldritch god takes the knowledge from me again. (Probably for my own good.)

That is the host