Mr. Bad Witch

I'm probably someone's "not this guy again" on Tumblr

you have GOT to get over god abandoning you when you were 2 like its not even uncommon

We’re always like “we’re gonna dress like sci-fi people in the future” and then the next generation is always like yasss jeans

i never want to see this ever again

Happy Pride

one lucky follower will soon be imbued with the sins of the community and sent off to die in the wilderness

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

Starting my speech at the Omelas city council with a child acknowledgement statement