van der linde gang as high school teachers
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was probably a super unenthusiastic phys-ed teacher until he got caught drawing during the lunch break
what do you mean i draw psh i don’t draw
cue the drawings of trees and flowers and the clouds or smth falling out of one of his folders
doesn’t have a choice when he’s made into the new art teacher
does more work than the department head (mr charles châtenay, that is)
patient, probably gives his students extensions when they nicely ask
away due to sickness a lot
doesn’t understand why all the other teachers are always asking him for help, but helps anyway
is the type of teacher to let you microwave your lunch in the department office even if he doesn’t like you
always has a cup of coffee in his hand and has, on many occasions, taken sips of paint water when he wasn’t paying attention
he keeps making up wild theories about who the third murderer in macbeth was just to fuck with his students
marks essays with an aggressive red pen and puts aggressive red smiley faces whenever someone gets a mark above an eighty
generally a good teacher but sasses his students a lot
head of the english department
doesn’t get along with principal pinkerton
keeps telling his students to have a bit of faith in his teaching
is absolute GARBAGE at lesson plans
100000000% a history teacher
he’s the one teacher who runs around the classroom pretending he’s in a battle just to explain a certain military strategy
a tough marker but great teacher
stays after school for at least an hour just to help students if they need it
they usually don’t bc he’s a gr8 teacher
has a huge thermos full of coffee?? water??? tea??? no one knows but its there
probably one of the office secretaries
she does the look™ where she peers at u from under her glasses
but then you say you’re not feeling well and want to sign out of the school she gives you one of those “””old people candies””” and tells you to zip up ur jacket
always has issues with dutch’s lack of organization
god damn it mister van der linde why don’t you hand your attendance sheet in on time
he doesn’t even know math
students always suspect that he’s slightly drunk bc his nose is always pink and he squints his eyes a lot
makes fun of his students but then feels bad about it
always makes excuses for not marking his students’ tests because he hAs lUmbAgO
probably biology or history or both bc he’s smart
he demands respect without actually doing it
he shows up to class while his students are talking?
they all instantly shut up and charles doesn’t get it
very lenient and kind and will let you talk to him about personal issues if you just ask
people are scared of him even though he’s incredibly kind
doesn’t take no shit and will kick you out of his class (calmly) if you disrespect him
probably also works in the guidance department
really sassy but also like the most fashionable teacher
all the girls have a teacher crush on him
roasts his students if they say or do something stupid
“mr escuella i forgot my pencil” “timmy you’re writing an exam ho w do you forget your p e n c i l”
throws class parties at the end of the year in which he brings his guitar and teaches his students spanish songs
always tells wild ass stories
he probably tries to dab to be cool
the other history teacher
but tells some stories about his time in the navy
cheers for his students when they hit a high average
he keeps telling the lunch ladies how to do their job and they dont appreciate it (the students do bc while pearson’s cooking is bland the cafeteria food SUCKS)
a statistics teacher who’s really boring
students make up rumours about him all the time
“i heard he rubs chalk in his hair” “where did you hear that from timmy”
he’s that one teacher who always has chalk on their face and hands and no one wants to ask him for extra help because he gets frustrated and yells at his students by accident
he’s THAT physics teacher
was the reason why the fire alarm went off in the school like every time it wasn’t a drill
a student almost died in his classroom and he made everyone swear not to tell their parents
you can hear his voice from across the hall bc he’s so loud
he also curses a lot and instantly regrets it all
“shit—I MEAN DON’T SAY THAT KIDS THAT’S A NO-NO WORD” in front of like twenty seventeen-year-olds
everyone says he “retired”
“but mr matthews is olde—” “don’t worry about it timmy”
was a law or civics teacher
he doesn’t even know law and probably spews lies
has massive debates with his students when they try to call him out on his shit
always tells his students they’re gonna fail his class and calls their parents whenever they fail a test just to get a kick out of it
no one likes him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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