Call Me Daddy

Ichimatsu: NOW LOOK HERE Y-

brb, sobbing

Bad matsus that dont pay their tab get put in the hell circle dammit!

they gon’ bleed us dry or die trying

•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating. 

Atsushi: Oh.

reasons to wake up in the morning: onii-chan making ichi smile

Robbie Rotten ahegao

Woke up to find this upstairs while boyfriend is on his walk.

so when i was in like 6th grade, we were taking a test and the room was silent. well my pencil broke so i had gotten up to go sharpen it. but I, being the wierdo I am, had to sing on the way to sharpening my pencil. the tune I sang wasn’t an actual song, but it went a little something like “gotta get your hoes, go get your hoes, don’t forget your hoe hoe hoessss.” i’ll remind you that at this time i was an innocent little 6th grader (but the rest of the class wasn’t). after I had repeated that about 3-4 my teacher got curious what I was singing. when I told him and sang it to the whole class, everyone was laughing except the teacher. he immediately called the principal and i started crying. i didn’t know what was happening. when the teacher asked why I was crying, I said it was because I was confused. i was wailing because i didn’t know i could get in trouble for singing about gardening tools. so about 2 minutes pass and I’m balling on the floor with boogers everywhere. and the principal walks in (just great). about 5 minutes pass and no one is able to talk to me, they are sitting there interrogating me on why i would sing about such things. for some reason, i just kept crying even worse than before. so imagine that every time anyone said something, a little kid just cried louder until the voices would stop. so finally I stop crying. and the teacher/principal (I don’t remember which one) asks me why I cried so hard. and all I had to say was “i didn’t know i could get in such big trouble for singing about a gardening tool…” and that’s when everyone even the teacher started laughing their asses off. and that’s also when I started crying again…

Oso’s been home with me for 24 hours and I’ve already found him in bed with someone else

“Fashions fade, style is eternal.” -Yves Saint Laurent

My McDonald’s fanfiction

i mean im not gonna complain that it’s captioned because it’s accurate, but someone took time to caption a 30 minutes video of a hot knife slicing things that has no dialogue at all

good job, captionist