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You have been visited by the Shredder of Good Fortune. Retweet for 1 wish good on the day of your choosing. Like and your crush will start dating your best friend tomorrow but remember that 1 like is also good for 1 prayer so the choice is up to youâŚ
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OH MY GOD đ. YOU SHOULDNâT SKIP THIS WITHOUT WATCHING. YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT. THIS IS A MASTERPIECE đťđ
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I donât think Iâve rebagelled anything in years at this point but I just watched this literally 7 times in a row soo
Ron Howard: âWe are honoured to present the award for best directorâŚâ
Natalie Portman *on beast mode*:Â âAnd here are all the MALE nomineesâ
*Ron Howard and the rest of the world*:
A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was âheâs got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so heâd be more comfortableâ and it made me realise the world isnât all that bad
#this is team skull
The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying âYou can pet me, but donât pick me up!â One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him âdid you see the sign?â He said âyeah! it says that you can pick them up but donât pet them!â Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said âI didnât read it right did I?â And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said âits ok, i know youâve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shitsâ And I still havenât gotten over that interaction.
I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. Heâs a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like âhey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but yourâs is so small I think itâs a good place to start.â Ofc I was like âyes heâs very friendly!â So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks âcan I pick him up?â And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number twoâs lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes âhey man, itâs okay just relax Iâd never let anything hurt you. Heâs a good boy.â Iâll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like âah yes the two least intimidating living things Iâve seen in Boston all day heâll feel relaxed around themâ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy
A good post, pure.
Another adorable story has been added.
can I have these posted right under the politics section in the newspaper? I feel like we need that kinda positivity rn.
I love Gordon Ramsay so much.
He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.
He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.
When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what heâs like to work with.
He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.
He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.
He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didnât fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)
His kids are a treasure.
He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.
When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight:Â
I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when heâs truly a wonderful person.Â
Oh and then thereâs this:
this entire episodeÂ
never forget that the reason heâs âshouty and angryâ on his tv show is that heâs yelling at people who ignore the rules of courtesy and food safety and basically feed their customers poison, something which would enrage any good person
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CALM DOWN ABOUT NET NEUTRALITY.
Donât worry. They still have to go to court.
But guess what? Thereâs something you didnât know about the vote.
Get this: the vote was basically illegal.
You heard me right. Eric Schneiderman, American lawyer, said in Twitter: âI will sue to stop the FCCâs illegal rollback of #netneutrality. New Yorkers and all Americans deserve a free and open internet.â
Not only do we have another ally, but now we know that the vote wasnât supposed to happen.
Weâve got this. Now the REAL FIGHT starts now.
BREAKING NEWS: The following states will join New York in suing the FCC to defend #NetNeutrality protections:
 -CaliforniaÂ
-OregonÂ
-VermontÂ
-Washington
 -Delaware
 -Hawaii
 -IowaÂ
-Illinois
 -Massachusetts
 -Kentucky
 -MaineÂ
-MarylandÂ
-North Carolina
 -Mississippi
 -Pennsylvania
 -Virginia
IM IN FUCKING TEARS RIGHT NOW THIS DUDE REALLY ACTED OUT THE INFINITY WAR TRAILER đđđđđđ
A CONCEPT: EVERYONE BEING SAFE AND PROTECTED AND HAPPY
@Marvel, take notes because Iâm not going to handle a breakdown in front of a whole theater filled with people
Avengers: Infinity War Trailer
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i canât confirm this with science but i like to think queen carrie fisher is using her new heavenly powers to help us enact vengeance upon the scum of hollywood
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
ehh what the hell
OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amountâŚâŚ
WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD
yooooo
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking HomeâŚ..
OH MY GOD
OH MY F*CKIN GOD
THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!Â
Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGICÂ
I need to believe in the heart of the postâŚ
Oh? Well⌠*reblag*
i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko
I have nothing to lose
my palm was itchin today not riskin it
I always reblog the money posts cause I canât afford not too lol
It works. I just got $300 for no reason.
Money dog is my friend
Money dog is the shit
I believe in the money dogđ
I believe in the money đś
Bless me pls money pup đđ
Help me find my dog?
So, lemme start this out by saying I know this probably wonât work but I am the most desperate person atm and I really love my dog and I donât wanna just give up at trying to get her back
So this is Candy, sheâs about 12 weeks old. She was stolen about 3 days ago from our yard because she got off our porch while my dad wasnât home (I donât live here)
Lemme just say this is the dog that my grown Pitt bull gave birth to, that I had to nurse by bottle for almost a week after she was born because she wasnât eating, the dog I named and began training, and the dog that I personally took care of until I brought her to my dadâs when she was about 10 weeks old.
She doesnât respond to her name yet, I donât think. She has a black collar with white (probably brown with dirt) skulls and crossbones on it. She basically has the body of a pitbull, but the fur patterns of a Rottweiler; black body, brown paws, and she has a white speck on her nose, and lil black speckles on it.
My dadâs house is in Raephord North Carolina. If you see this dog at a shelter in this area (I have to ask my dad to stop by one) PLEASE pm me and tell me the shelter. If you see this dog in a yard or something in this area, PLEASE pm me and give me an address, or a plate number or SOMETHING that will help. We filed a police report but otherwise I canât do anything else but ask for help.
I know this probably wonât work, chances are really thin, but I really love this dog and if/when I get her back Iâm taking her to have her chipped as soon as I get paid what Iâm owed, and sheâs staying on a chain outside until we get her house trained.
If you donât live in this area could you pls rb this? I know, it probably wonât work, but please just try to help me out? I just want my dog back
OH MY GOD IT'S SKY HIGH!
No matter how many times I see the trailer for It, I keep thinking this is going to happen
I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS I hate hate hate clowns⌠But i love love love BillâŚsee my problem?????
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This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!
Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250đđđ. Money blogs everyday any day!
Wonât chance it.
Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didnât just get money
Let me reblog this 2x then đ
Do the thing pls
im screaming it worked lmfao
Not to be a âtumblr witchâ but Iâll try anything twice
GuysâŚ. I didnât think it would work but wtfâŚ.I just checked my emailâŚ
I have an extra $600 I didnât have before ;____;
Lets go!
Shyt bring it on
Itiswhatitis
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
I have been waiting for this post all my life.
They are indeed purple, But one thing youâve missed: The concept of âpurpleâ Didnât always exist.
Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his âwine-dark sea.â
A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.
So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. Iâm hugely pedantic But what else is new?
My friend youâre not wrong About Homerâs wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;
Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple Youâve given short shrift.
The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.
By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree
Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved
For only the emperor!
The word âpurpleâ, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century
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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long
Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.
The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue
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While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.
But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.
