sanctimonious

every time i think i’ve figured it out the universe is like ;-) no baby

womanhood is just like *performs for a nonexistent audience* *performs for a nonexistent audience* *perform-

stop letting shit slide, people be knowing wtf they be doing.

I got drunk and I just want y’all to know. It is NEVER okay to like someone. Like Romantically

thanks man

patiently waiting for someone to fall in love with me. i refuse 2 date. i refuse 2 flirt or make a move. how could this go wrong.

I just crave being alone but like ..with someone else there too

white boys be like “im gonna make you come so hard” and ur like, what to my senses

every time i see this i’m thrown into hysterics because for some reason i NEVER anticipate the ending of this sentence

hobbies include sitting on my bedroom floor being absolutely devastated by the fact that i have a physical form