into calamity

do it scared. do it stupid. but most importantly, do it bitching and moaning the entire time

there can't be THAT many gifted kids on here with some of the takes I see

red fucking alert if you’re currently experiencing a beautiful spring day after a long and brutal winter DO NOT TRUST IT this is NOT spring it is FALSE SPRING we still have SEVERAL WEEKS OF COLD do NOT let your guard down

i always feel bad when people ask me how i find mens clothes in my style because my genuine answer is “if you want to dress like i do, you gotta get comfy with wearing women’s clothes”. you can in fact look like a man while wearing women’s clothes. Gender distinctions in fashion are useless just find clothes you want to wear and don’t mind the label as long as they fit

When politicians say "we gotta appeal to the working class" you have to keep in mind that in their imaginations, the working-class person is basically a form of ogre-like creature whose existence consists of backbreaking manual labor and seething with Every Single Bigotry.

so crazy to me that mormons aren’t embarrassed about their whole deal even a little bit. they’ll gladly tell strangers that they’re a member of the lds church as if that isn’t one of the single most incriminating and humiliating things to be in the entire world.

I hope I’m somebody’s favorite profile to stalk.

the mormon church funds trandwife influencers and is beefing up its social media outreach capabilities by bringing in a lot of heavy hitter youtubers fyi. so when you start seeing more 'wholesome family content' over the next 18 months just know its part of a directed and organised campaign by reactionaries to culturally entrench large families and housewives who baby their husbands

overheard a customer say "i'm ready for a divorce at this point" when I was bored at work and my eyes lit up like I won the lottery

the reason I casually say charlie kirk's wife had him killed is not necessarily because I believe it, but because nothing stops the right from spouting random conspiracy theories about political enemies, so i'll say whatever the hell I want when one of their idols dies. also it's funny. the entire charlie kirk death is inherently funny. he was in the middle of answering a question related to mass shootings when he died.

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