i’m moving to @ribombeee bye

i’m moving to @ribombeee bye

movies are so cool i wish they were good

can you people stop being gay? cut it out lol

FUCK YOU

what are you? gay?

You fucking wish. You just wish you were me.

oh yeah? oh yeah?

Yeah, you fucking stubborn asshole

*pushes you on to a locker and we passionately make out*

*doesn’t stop you*

Huh

im sorry did you need something you homophobe

harry potter post avoider 9000

i don’t want to see anyone be sexy anymore. tired of it. bored. have sex or wahtevr i don’t care just stop being sexy … it’s been done to death.. at least like spill some juice on ur jeans or somethin so i can relate 2 u… make that face that is like “this baby carrot that i’m eating isn’t like sweet it is instead that weird boring carrot flavor” it looks like this :\ but with bigger cheeks because u are eating the carrot anyways because you don’t want to waste it. UGH . hello ? i am typing on my keyboard to you. can you hear me ? 

which is worse: man who likes music or man who likes movie

talking to my infant son like im a youtuber

Whats up baby. Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food

i think the minimum wage should be 10000 dollars

Per what

second