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I accidentally made eye contact with a mall booth salesperson and barely escaped a 25 minute long skin care demonstration where she tried to trap me in a sale no less than 4 times

The rules of engagement for mall kiosk owners and pokemon trainers are exactly the same

Had to share this

me when i go clubbing

theres canonically a greedytown and liartown and mayhemtown and more towns like lazytown???

THE ENTIRE VERSE IS JUST SEVEN TOWNS AND THEy’RE BASED OFF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS APPARENTLY

THE EDGY THEORIES ARE TRUE

lusttown

since lazytown is called “lazytown” rather than “slothtown,” wouldn’t “lusttown” actually be called “hornytown”

MURDERTOWN

the gluttony one is called flavortown

pls stop

@deerbait

Wait, so if no one’s Lazy in Lazy Town, does this mean everyone in HornyTown is Ace? And GreedyTown is really generous?? What would the other towns be like under these circumstances???

Well, the people in LazyTown were all lazy until Sportacus showed up and showed everyone how to be not-lazy. So the real question should be, does GreedyTown have a Giveacus? Does FlavorTown have a Blandacus?? Are all these towns being influenced by elves of presumably varying colors???

We Are Number One but performed by Guy Fieri

This is what im going to say to crushes from now on

what a strange cat

And people wonder why i love them

I am going to miss them… So much…

An infinite number of $1 bills and an infinite number of $20 bills would be worth the same

they’re actually worth nothing because you’ve devalued the currency so much

nothing is still the same as nothing

Fucker

trust me i wanna be That Bitch that moisturizes every night and journals regularly and drinks 5 bathtubs worth of water daily 

it’s just not gunna happen

This is the line that has gotten me through life.

Oh. My. God.