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Resident Evil Sexyperson Contest Round 2

Resident Evil Sexyperson Contest Round 1

adding highlights to my drawings while not knowing or ignoring where the light source is

went swimming yesterday and my irl brought up how Heisenberg probably can't get in water with other people because of the whole electricity thing and i thought that was so interesting. guy who has to sit out during swimming lest he hurt himself and others. i also think he's pretty dense buoyancy wise for some reason so if he did get into some kind of big body of water i think he would have a hard time just floating and at worst would just sink like a rock ☝️

so i was looking at resident evil 7 on wikipedia because i’m gauging my interest in playing the games and i stumbled across this while perusing an article about the bakers:

I had a dream that Karl had to go undercover, but he was like so bad at it. He pretended to be an Italian named Vincenzo Provolone (oh my fucking god) and the only thing he did to alter his appearance was switch his usual hat for like a tuxedo-style tophat and the dumbass like glued a big black handlebar mustache to his face. like on TOP of his actual mustache. motherfucker was dual-wielding mustaches and WHY why did my brain do this to me