Bing Bong

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

Washing ashore must feel good as fuck

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

I plan on watching a movie at some point in the future

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

Oh you should for sure pick that up

the annoying thing about weightlifting is that you have to lift weights that are a little too heavy for you if you want to get stronger. and you have to push yourself outside of your comfort zone in order to keep building muscle. fucked up.

thank god this same principle doesnt apply to any other skill you want to improve at! that would really suck.

all albums are concept albums . and the concept ? album

"why is the character like that" >look inside character >it's the author's subconscious attempt to love themself

this is meant positively by the way. sometimes you love the character so much you end up putting a piece of yourself in it to learn how it is to love yourself without realising and thats ok.

Truly, I believe this.

if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history

if i just work hard enough and help enough people then maybe one day i can make up for the horrible sin of existing while flawed. everyone else doesnt have to do this though it's just me. i'm uniquely abhorrent