Moulting Rook

Nothing more painful than when a kind stranger tells you about some random AI feature in a way that is clearly meant to be helpful and you have to choose between nodding along in despair or turning wokezilla 3000 on them

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

My girlfriend and I went to the Monterey Bay Aquarium, and they had a touch tank with two giant isopods in it. After we each touched one, one of the isopods mounted the other. “I’ve never seen them do that before,” said the docent

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

just molted for the first time ama

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

ok no more questions

Item: Inappropriate Douglas