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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Big chomping mouthful of fucking soils

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Somebody on the medical team put him on his bunk in a wrong way...
I refuse to draw him in pants btw
Krusielle strong đŞđŞđŞ
Go my "nothing bad ever happened no one went missing Dess is at college" kriselle slop
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO BE SAD ABOUT?
@motorbikesandswords @yazcatrazz
reblogged multiple times already but ty jasper

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Having someone ask ChatGPT in a meeting is like being a grown-ass professional adult in a room full of other grown-ass professional adults trying to solve a problem, while a colleague with one of those baby toys that makes animal sounds repeatedly presses the cow button. And we all have to stop what we're doing and listen to cow go moo and say "wow hm yeah that's not really what we're asking but the cow does definitely go moo, good thoughts"
Except increasingly the cow is being treated as a respected contributor to meetings as we pivot to a moo-centric business model that principally produces bullshit
start testosterone now. the world needs more hot tboys more than ever before now
forever obsessed with people tagging their responses to this as stuff like âyes sirâ or âyes bossâ like yes⌠keep goingâŚ
ykno the thing about poetry is that 99% of it is bullshit and the other 1% will cut you like a material knife, and for every person that 1% is a different section of the whole. this is probably true about all art.
@sashayed these tags feeling pretty materially knifey for me
Let me give you, the internet, and mostly myself, some executive function advice.
Sometimes, when you find yourself somehow unable to do a thing you need or want to do, one issue might be that your brain has subconsciously tacked on extra tasks, and those tasks are making the whole thing too overwhelming!
Tl;dr: don't do that!
For example, I like to track the books I read and I've been meaning to add a few books I've recently finished. But my brain has added that I should also write a review, and the exact dates I read them (which I can't even remember) and oh by the way I should finish moving my stuff over to storygraph and before I know it that 1 task has turned into 4! And my executive functioning says no.
In fact, while I was getting the idea to write this post, my brain went "wouldn't it be nice to also write a post about y and tag them all properly and go back through my posts and find all mental health posts and tag those too" and wouldn't you know it. 4 tasks.
Discard those extra tasks. Don't even write them down. They don't matter. Strip it down to the 1 task you started with and only do that.
Sure, you won't have achieved some theoretical better end result but that end result was never gonna happen anyway. It was paralysing you from getting the initial task done. And maybe once that initial task is done, you can get to one (1! not 4!) additional task. Later. Not now.
Half-assing is better than no-assing.

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Let me give you, the internet, and mostly myself, some executive function advice.
Sometimes, when you find yourself somehow unable to do a thing you need or want to do, one issue might be that your brain has subconsciously tacked on extra tasks, and those tasks are making the whole thing too overwhelming!
Tl;dr: don't do that!
For example, I like to track the books I read and I've been meaning to add a few books I've recently finished. But my brain has added that I should also write a review, and the exact dates I read them (which I can't even remember) and oh by the way I should finish moving my stuff over to storygraph and before I know it that 1 task has turned into 4! And my executive functioning says no.
In fact, while I was getting the idea to write this post, my brain went "wouldn't it be nice to also write a post about y and tag them all properly and go back through my posts and find all mental health posts and tag those too" and wouldn't you know it. 4 tasks.
Discard those extra tasks. Don't even write them down. They don't matter. Strip it down to the 1 task you started with and only do that.
Sure, you won't have achieved some theoretical better end result but that end result was never gonna happen anyway. It was paralysing you from getting the initial task done. And maybe once that initial task is done, you can get to one (1! not 4!) additional task. Later. Not now.
Half-assing is better than no-assing.
I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldnât get me one because they were âtoo violent and also ate peopleâ :(
hnn I WANT IT SO BAD
on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!
IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THATâS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
now we enter the testing phase
yup. looks good.
Extreme Chompin T-Rex says ITâS NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say âEXTREME CHOMPINâ â in four languages?
OH SHIT YOUâRE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if itâs still there! hopefully I didnât destroy it in my excitement
*roar sound effect*
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I havenât put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help
(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)
Thereâs more!
I love.
I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought Iâd give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!
(just fine)
Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures
Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)
so itâs come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think thatâs very cash money of her.
itâs been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!
ajdhf.
well thatâs just,,,
REXCELLENT
two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!
HELL
YES
HELL
FUCKING
YES.
cry, probably
Reblogging to get you one note closer to crossing the 400k mark!
ITâS TIME
YOU MANIACS. okay, here we go!
HAIL TO THE QUEEN
LONG MAY SHE REIGN!
(she was a skater Rex, she said see you later Rex, sheâs finally hit 400k!)
weâre coming to you live from Halloween 2022, where Wexter continues to be ridiculously jawsome!
this year weâre doing a much-beloved character from classic literature, âDracula with inappropriate straw hatâ
thanks everyone, may your weens be hollow and your candy be many!
hey! HEY. itâs Halloween 2023! AND YOUâLL NEVER GUESS WHAT WEXTER IS DRESSED UP AS THIS YEAR.
sheâs⌠(WEXTER! here girl!) sheâs a⌠aâŚ..
sheâs a T. Rex.
GOTTEM!
Halloween 2024.
ERASERHEAD BABY.
ohshit
hello from Halloween 2025! itâs been a hell of a year, but itâs okay.
everything will be fine.
you guys HAVE to take âis dumbâ off the end of your username. you have to take âmy shit ramblesâ out of your talking tag. you have to stop apologizing for existing. I get so sad for every url I see like â[name]âs-stupid-reblogsâ and every blog I open with a title like âpointless postsâ and every opinion post I see tagged something derogatory by op!! speaking as someone whose post tag used to be âmakes bad posts.â stop actively putting up roadblocks for yourself!! why do we always say bullying is bad but never when weâre bullying ourselves
everyone give it up for the best tag on this post
Cat Bite
if the kris dreemurr dog stuff turns out to also be foreshadowing for a major plot point i will never recover. i'm genuinely scared it could happen
you've already taken everything from them please just let them be ouppy......

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Puppy kris woof woof bark bark bark
I enjoy thinking of Kris' fursona being leaked via a darkner