Illiterate And Proud

every bad thing in the entire world is due to the dark sorcerer if we just kill the dark sorcerer i bet everything will be amazing something amazing will happen

Why did I give the ancient spirit heron warrior access to my Amazon account

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

this is the fifth fucking geode ive crakced open whys its all meat

my liege those are crab rangoons

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha

The road OUT of hell is also paved with good intentions. That’s just kind of the main road we’ve got

Yeah, eventually, you do reach Rome

quick update. I've decided to also blockade the strait of Hormuz. so when you talk about the status of the strait please say that it is blockaded by Iran, the USA, and Timothy. Thanks

they're casting jacob elordi as white pharaoh