we chill here

started to type “ppl will call themselves monsterfuckers just bc they’re into pyramidhead 🙄” and i think maybe i should logout and use facebook for a few days to recalibrate my perspective on society at large

“monsterfucking is second nature to us tumblrites, so it’s easy for us to forget that the average person probably only wants to fuck Pyramidhead and one or two xenonorphs”

so many mornings I need Dionysus to do this for me

I love how you can put literally anything in the tags except for commas. You can have whole-ass ideas and thoughts and messages in there... Just not structured and coherent ones.

hot take apparently but i think it's good for white people to relate to poc's art. i think it's good for straight people to relate to queer art. stop acting like we're different species who could never possibly understand each other what the fuck is wrong with you

when i grow up i want to be unexplainable phenomena

Introducing yourself to people is so embarrassing. Like hey this is my stupid fucking name, I enjoy exactly 3 things, and am clearly anxious. please don't immediately hate me

Where’s that one post of someone who acted like trans men on T-gel using public transport would infect people with man cooties or whatever. I need it for something

Im Going to get on T-gel just so I can go on transit and get it all over the seats and force poor innocent cis people to get my trans guy cooties

happy sopping wet tboy tuesday

You think I'm hugging you out of affection? No, it's so the T gel rubs off on you, giving you the transgender.