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enough about will. recenter the birthday boy now

Sooooo BIG

Im so fucking big. This is one of the few clothes that still fit me, and I have one week left until my due date. I can't see my swollen feet anymore, nor anything below my belly. I'm literally bursting; I'm extremely swollen and constricted. I can't walk or get up on my own anymore. I spend all day lying down, eating and rubbing this huge, stretched belly to its limit. My belly skin hurts, and my ankles are so swollen and painful that I walk waddling like a pregnant cow. I need to pop, my goshhhh please.

Soo, consider this a result of my birthday allday stuffing. More than 5 kilogram of panasian food over the day - and a final step. A liter of milk on top right after the last noodle bowl. I kinda think it might be a mistake. My poor belly is ripping apart.I won't be able even to lay down. Otherwise everything will come out. I can only to sit, moan, breathe heavily and massage my swollen gut.

I finally managed to finish my stuffing with 1.5 liters if milk chug at once. Omg, cant believe I did it. Stomach hurst sooo bad. My poor swollen tummy needs a lot of care now.

What happened to me?

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