come get it

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[Polish. A red writing on the wall saying "no smoking" changed to "beating meat compulsory" with a black sharpie]

this is an example of a symbiotic relationship

Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please

Yeah I was hoping to need to have it rescanned by one of your other employees at the self checkout as well as having it visually inspected by the elderly receipt cop as well

This image was the reason Tumblr terminated my blog.

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

just imagined a hair cut and i dont know if it exists or has a name already or how it would actually look but in my mind rn its beautiful.

long hair w an undercut but the top of the undercut is like parabolic spike that turns into a shaved centre part.