Mostly Dried Mango

“I asked chatGPT” oh okay, well I asked Grand Admiral Thrawn and he said perhaps

They’re homemade from the fuzzies in their blaster-cleaning kits. Clones may not be expected to have all the same goofy tendencies as natborns but they need to anthropomorphize Little Guys even more. Small comforts. :) :(

Much like a cars transmission getting stuck between gears the adhd brain can also access a secret mode called HORKLY WARDIN' that feels bad

my advice for women is eat more, shave less, and do whatever the fuck you want

just got a call from the american psychiatric association. you old dogs, i said, picking up on the first ring. how many times i gotta tell you to lose this number. i don’t want you coming around here anymore. “listen, toots, we’ve been doing some thinking,” they says, and i says, guess there’s a first time for everything. “you’re a real funny dame, sugardoll. reviewing criticism, we’ve determined that the biggest issue with our previous diagnostic and statistic manuals of mental disorders is the anonymity of it all. we’ve been circling around a vague figure of the mentally well without defining the traits of a mentally well person. there’s no personality. what we need is a cute broad with a couple opinions to model the psychological norm.” so i’m saying back up and give it to me straight: i’m the new standard of sanity? can i get that in writing? and they say, “as the american psychiatric association we hereby state that you are the baseline and any deviations from your personality are deviations from the very concept of sanity, at least in the united states psychiatric system.” they’re making it public tomorrow. it’s a nice gig, if you really want to know. never thought they’d let a woman do it.

If I was a Sith in the Star Wars universe I’d just make “use the force to press the button on the lightsaber” one of my go-to tricks when fighting Jedi. It doesn’t even matter if they know it’s my go-to tricks because they’re gonna be focusing so much on keeping that button popped that they’re not gonna notice that I’ve gone for my other go-to trick which is neck kissing.

Looks like the original link has been moved or changed, here is an updated link https://harrisnecklandtrust.org/amelias-song

#susan was very fortunate to have a horn-justifying emergency within a couple of days#caspian demonstrated great restraint for a 13 year old

Boromir: SAY I WON’T

#call the bondulance

we need to hang on to things that mark the passage of time or we will collectively go crazy i'm not even joking

we need to buy seasonal vegetables for our table we need to decorate for our chosen holidays we need to engage with a weekly show we need to have semi-regular meal times we need to write down friends' birthdays and have movie night and attend fairs we need to change the flowers on our balcony with plants that can survive the cold and get soil under our fingernails we need to be able to plan and wait and anticipate and find comfort and joy in things leaving but returning we need RITUALS to survive

You do not have to justify your shipping preferences to anyone.