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richard nixon is q*eer because he did watergate, subverting the societal expectation we all had for him to not do watergate

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first

the Beatles would exist in star wars but they'd be actual beetles. they'd look like the real Beatles but w like insect antenna and they'd be part of an alien species who are all musicians. they'd all have star warsed versions of their names except for Ringo bcos Ringo Starr is already a star wars name.

ocd is so fucking annoying. Literally what if you had an evil vizier in your brain who you didn’t hire and has tenure for some reason

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

jeff goldblum is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s jewish. nathan lane is the type of guy who gets mistaken for jewish because he’s gay. stanley tucci is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s a mild-mannered italian, which is jewish. seth meyers gets mistaken for jewish because of everything about him. zachary levi gets mistaken for jewish because everyone wants him dead. tom cruise gets mistaken for gay because he is.

but at what cost

two zuzim

Ugh, I keep getting emails and they're not even from AO3