*Farts* Excuse me.

eveybody's masc until their coworkers start gossiping.

We need to thank the Navajo a nation! They all got out and voted with no cars and few polling places- their population was enough to swing BOTH Arizona and New Mexico

[Image: is a photograph of a group of eight Navajo people on horseback. End]

i’m the person in the stall next to her that told her to shut up

i wish i was a leaf instead of a person

waking up everyday seems a little excessive

I tried to resist reblogging this but I failed

i always forget that i literally don’t owe anyone anything!

but hips don’t lie your honour

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows