Paradise Sloth

just because youre made of stardust & other gay shit doesnt mean that a bug isnt. be nice to a bug today

That Pizza Hut among other things is why Egyptologists laugh their asses off when we see another piece of media where the protagonists get "lost in the desert near the pyramids", because it's like... just turn around my dudes you're only a seven min walk away from the nearest fastfood shop

Yall don't know how much I adore all of this

You can get lost in a city! Have your protagonists get “lost in the desert near the pyramids” and then cut to them at Pizza Hut arguing about where to find their hotel.

Reminder that when Trump was in office before a LOT of his orders got overturned or held up in lower courts for long enough that they became irrelevant. It also does not mean they WILL be enforced. Stand with your community where you can. The fight is not over. Do not obey in advance.

Last sentence above is the most important. Tyranny requires people to shut up and fall in line. Do not obey in advance.

The thing about Elon Musk is that he's just such a fucking loser. Look at him. He has the flesh of a thousand maggots stuffed into a corpse. His complexion is like 13lbs of cottage cheese shoved into a bin liner. Nothing he says makes any fucking sense in this universe, the next, the one after that, nor the next successive infinities. He moves with all the grace and elegance of a Cybertruck being catapulted into a wall. He looks like he smells of morning breath and mouldy bread. Visually, he's almost indistinguishable from boiled tripe, and mentally, there's no almost. Ignorance is bliss, and he's on cloud nine. He has all the money in the world, and he can't buy himself a single atom of street cred. He looks like he's always ten seconds from giving himself a titty twister. He looks like the nebulous form of a half-remembered ghoul. He's fallen over the precipice of the uncanny and smacked every branch of the unfathomable on the way down. Every single thing he does, every word he says, every gesture he makes, is an attempt to overcompensate for the fact that he looks like he should be a 12 year old boy in a cartoon called Timmy The Supremely Bullyable. He is a truly pitiable specimen. His vibes aren't rancid so much as they're non-existent. He's a black hole of charisma. A void of talent and gravitas. And he knows it. He knows all of it. But he can't do a damn thing about it, and so we all have to fucking deal with it. Boils my piss.

He looks like what you'd get if you showed an alien a child's drawing of a man for five seconds, then asked the alien to recreate it in papier mâché. He's the exact representation of giving someone a turd for Christmas, and wrapping it in four slices of room temperature ham. If you put him in the middle of any schoolyard in the known world, he wouldn't survive it; he'd be ripped to pieces by a group of 10 year old girls in seconds. When he attempts to smile, it looks exactly like he's chanced a fart and lost the bet. He's the only human being on Earth who appears to have cells visible to the naked eye. He looks like he's been hastily superimposed onto oatmeal. It looks like he has sweaty toes and crumbs of week-old toilet paper in the crack of his festering arse, from which most of his ideas have their genesis. He's so slimy that if he were to fall over at any point, he'd slide for 200 metres without stopping. He looks like his own left hand stopped calling him back three decades ago. On days he's too busy huffing his own farts to go into the office, he just sets out a bowl of curdled yoghurt and sends it in his stead, because no-one can tell the fucking difference. 'Loser' isn't a strong enough word. He's a skidmark on the unwashed pants of humanity, a piss stain on our collective bathroom floor that's too engrained in the grouting to mop up without just ripping up all the tiles and starting over.

I'd call this net zero information except I learned quite a lot. Except what an electric eel was called before electricity was discovered.

i fucking hate it when a movie or a tv show does some shit where a character has a shitty dad and another character tells them to forgive him because. "it's your dad". that means nothing. more people should be killing their fathers.

hello i’m hoziest and this is my song i’m already in church

This post implies the existence of Hozey, who is not at church and has no desire to go.

And it's sickening because so much of the development of HIV medicine has been publicly funded. We fucking paid for this research dozens of times over; without that public funding there would be almost nothing new for pharmaceutical companies to ransom I mean sell in the first place.