what where am i

Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

MAGNIFICENT

Alright, but what if my mom on her third marriage found a decent man, but my mother herself is shitty

"my stepdad's wife"

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

I think of him in all of his sandfulness and weep... I still remember his separated tie and the skin colored, weirdly tie-shaped growth in his rubber flesh.......

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

lets make bad art together

i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together

When we learn something we should’ve known already or that everyone supposedly knows my family and I have taken to saying “well you’ve gotta learn everything for the first time at some point”

what do you call it when you want to eat ur curry with bread but all you have is white bread?

a naan issue

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs

I have a theory that the moon IS a trans woman cause she’s always associated with feminine things but when we saw the craters that look like a face we called it “The Man In The Moon”. She’s a woman with a face that people may perceive as male. She’s a beautiful trans woman

the moon is a beautiful trans woman who hates terfs and shows her face every night to remind other trans women they are beautiful and strong and loved and important and wonderful and that terfs and their opinions dont matter

Reblog if you’re gay for the trans lesbian poly moon who supports all woman.

there's a common belief that artists know how to make art. this is untrue. i've yet to meet a single artist who has any idea what they're doing