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thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji
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"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, and species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?
This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.
i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.
this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.
anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:
no you don't understand. i do international regulation of emerging technologies for a living. this WAS me stress dreaming about work
I wasn’t expecting that

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I’m only 28 and it feels a million times better than 23. I can’t wait to see what 30 feels like. Becoming an older woman is filled with internal validation, an inner calm, a recognition of patterns. I am not perfect but I accept myself despite it.
i sent this gif to a black cowowker at work then later asked my white manager if he likes apple fritters and he was like "i fuckin love apple friters" and she laughed so hard she got a migraine

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the ingredient you needed to make the food you like that was used up by someone else is also like a dead wife, to me
when pacific rim is brought up around me in a "the jaegars are so epic" way and i have to pretend to be Super Normal about raleigh having felt his brother die mid-drift and having to pull himself and their jaegar singlehandedly back to shore and losing all faith in the world and the existing system and mako losing her family to the kaiju and so she grows up training to be a jaegar pilot even though the man who protected and raised her doesn't want to lose her to the kaiju along with the countless others he sent to their deaths and raleigh and mako having that instant connection (and it's debatable whether they want to kiss crazy styles but there's no time to unpack bc they need to save humanity first) and nothing can break it not pentecost or the asshole australian pilot who won't give them a break or even the fucker aliens that live behind the breach and also the two eccentric (gay) scientists who constantly bicker and butt heads coming to an enthusiastic understanding that they have to drift together with a kaiju brain because if geiszler is gonna do it again who but gottlieb is crazy enough to do it with him and the overall act of drifting itself being so intimate and personal because This is the person that knows Everything about you and now you're gonna go out there and murder some kaijus but you're doing it together because you Need each other and and and
1/10 horny: mmm girlhole
5/10 horny: i wanna get married to a woman
10/10 horny: what if horses were obligate carnivores would that be fucked up or what
big sweet girl who is quite domesticated and would probably never hurt you but it does make you nervous to work around her anyway because you know, what if she decides to take a chunk out of your thigh or something
One of the most awesome things when you get a comment on something is replying to the comment because 1. engaging with other fans and 2. makes it look like you got two comments. That's more comment per comment. I was going to say "It's like Men Man, the man with the power of two men", but 1. that's an inside joke between me and my brother that nobody else gets and 2. I'm fairly sure that Men Man had the power of 1.2 to 1.5 men, as opposed to Man Man, the man with the power of a man because he got bitten by some guy
It's also awesome to make a pretty relatable post and then immediately make it unrebloggable by adding some . sorry i got dizzy because I was going to call Men Man "inane bullshit" and got yelled at. by adding some fun additional details that completely derail the point of the post
bloodymary x pacific rim au ideas/yapping SPOILERS FOR ALL MOVIES (i havent read the phm book sry) I MEAN A LOOOT OF YAP
Grace is a scientist recruited somewhat against his will to help research kaiju (basically the same as the beginning of phm movie)
Rocky is an engineer working on building a jaeger called the Hail Mary¹ 😮
Adrian works with grace in The Lab™
NOW HERES WHERE SIMON COMES IN
He used to pilot this older jaeger called the SM-13² for Eden³ Simon at some point fought a higher class Kaiju⁴ and ended up losing his arm and maybe got kaiju goo in his eye or something
SM13 basically scrapped after that but now Simon is called back to pilot the new Hail Mary jaeger!! cause he was the best in the biz idk
He tries to drift with a bunch of other possible candidates, but none of them can handle his Evil Blood Trauma™ so either he finds someone to drift with or they pick a new person
Through Rocky/Adrian Simon ends up going to the lab and meeting Grace and the two hit it off <3
Happy ending, Grace ends up being able to drift with Simon and they pilot the Hail Mary together
Bonus points if their first mission is defeating a Kaiju nicknamed Sun Eater or something similar⁵
¹ new and possibly solar energy related (if I could draw mechs there would be so much petrova line symbolism) ² in the first pacific rim movie they say older models run on dangerous nuclear power so maybe there was the equivalent of the “photo flash” death like from the iron lung movie where Simon accidentally killed a technician or something ³ a different base on the Pacific (possibly Korean based cause idk Mark) but it's more strict and had that doomsday mentality (def not a cult right?) ⁴ Code name: Ellie (looks like blood eel) ⁵ astrophage reference :D
ok dats it :P

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snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean
a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.
really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram