Who would win a fight to the death?
Perry the Platypus and Dr Doofenshmirtz
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I just checked my notes. holy moses.

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Who would win a fight to the death?
Perry the Platypus and Dr Doofenshmirtz
Stan twins
I just checked my notes. holy moses.

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a non definitive guide to markiplier x ryan gosling ships
with both of these coming from very different spheres of the internet, there are a lot of people who are only familiar with one of their respective filmographies, or even not familiar at all barring recent releases. if you've been seeing different markiplier characters get shipped with different ryan gosling characters, and wanted to know what that was all about, here is a list with everything I have seen so far and as many links as possible. a lot will be links to the one or two posts that make up the entire content for that fandom since none of these are anywhere near as big as bloodymary.
bloodymary - simon/ryland grace -> simon (also known as the convict or the butcher) from the movie iron lung (2026) -> ryland grace from the movie project hail mary (2026) #bloodymary on tumblr - one of the earliest tumblr posts made about it - ao3 tag
discodoll - warfstache/ken -> wilford warfstache from who killed markiplier? (2017) -> ken from the movie barbie (2023) #discodoll on tumblr - the first/most popular/only (so far) tiktok post about them
Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.
in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

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I am rewatching E.T. for the first time in over ten years. I was not prepared for the visual introduction of E.T. and his human teeth.
I thought this was a classic Spielberg movie about the devoted friendship between a human boy and an alien. This E.T. is abhorrent to me. I hate the visible moistness of his skin and how he moves with slow and careful intent.
It's been so long since I watched this that it may as well be my first time. My guess is that E.T.'s whole town ditched him because he is an unsettling weirdo.
It is shocking to me the amount of Death Rattles E.T is making for a creature I as the viewer am supposed to find endearing.
I'm likely going to keep talking about this. I am ET-posting. He extends his neck like the Eraserhead baby. I have no love in my heart for him and neither does God. He is an Opp to me.
Hey man what the fuck? What the fuck??? Huh???
Spielberg is a strange director. It's wrong to say he's sanitized for mass consumption as a filmmaker. He makes some odd creative choices. I don't think it's a Normie Filmmaker move to try and push for a B-Plot where E.T. has some kind of romance arc with Elliot's mom. That is a baffling creative choice.
He makes movies with like a handful of really incredible shots tied together with nonsense either Inconsequential or Weirdly Horrific. In a way I get why he decided to collab with Tobe Hooper to make Poltergeist. He's got a weird flare for the disturbing for such a family-friendly director.
So like. I misremembered E.T. as being about a baby alien who needs help being reunited with his alien mom.
Turns out that is uh. Not ever stated to be a thing in the movie at all? And according to the 1982 novelization, E.T. is a ten million years old biologist. I have not read the book. I am going to order a copy of eBay because of course I am.
But E.T. being a biologist implies, to me, a degree of intent that gives a menace to a lot of his behaviors in the film.
If he's a baby alien, him fucking around on Earth and like psychically imprinting on Elliot is more understandable. He's a kid, he doesn't know what's happening. But if he's a scientist who came to study Earth, he suddenly becomes a way more sketchy guy to me.
I want a sequel of E.T. where Elliot is a grown man. A father, maybe. And he's just starting to come to terms with how an alien tried to murder-suicide and abduct him as a kid.
Like a Doctor Sleep situation. I haven't read Doctor Sleep but I bet it would be something like that.
To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.
I became a tattoo artist at 49.
Married the love of my life at 50.
Got my Class A CDL at 59.
You've got time.
As long as you're breathing, you've got time.
25 was pretty much rock bottom for me, but also a huge turning point health-wise (got a hysterectomy) that let me start clawing my way back up. 30-31 was peak pandemic but also my life immeasurably improving thanks to ending things that needed to be ended (no contact with parents, divorce). 32 I started some much needed therapy, also started taking this business much more seriously and got set up as a partnership LLC which has been able to fully support me & my partner & my dog. I'm 35 now and in better health with a more stable life than I've ever had before. π Don't give up. Keep going
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If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh
If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.
The joyful boys.

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no google thats not at all what i was typing in what the fuck
i need to get off tumblr iβm at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes βposts that make you want to get in the waterβ what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.
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*stands up abruptly* i have an idea for video games *refuses to say any more and goes to bed*
You know how they clip the flight feathers of chickens? :)
(Simon is definitely not a chicken)

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The 'cartoon wardrobe' thing where a character in an animated thing only ever wears one outfit doesn't bother me. That's just their design. 'But what about laundry' just isn't a particularly interesting detail to care about.
But if you have a character with one of those Always Outfits, and then there's a timeskip and they show up again a bit older than before, you have to give them something new to wear. I'm willing to ignore laundry, but I've never met a 15-year-old who wants to wear the same thing she wore when she was 12. Laundry isn't an interesting detail. How the character has changed over the timeskip, and how that can be represented in their design, absolutely is.
Hell, it can't even be the same outfit, becuase there's simply no chance it would still fit. The only way to explain the continued use of the costume is if this character intentionally chose to buy a larger version of exactly the same thing they were already wearing every day three years ago to wear every day now. That's an incredibly specific character beat. And it's not one that makes sense for most of the characters who do this. You're already making new art! Just toss two hours of wage at a designer to give them a character-appropriate new fit as well! You can keep the theme colour!