Lincoln

"how are you?" keeping lists folding laundry (one spoon away from setting the ends of my hair on fire) you know how it is

More people should get into poly shipping. Both because polyamory is awesome and because it's really fun to make complicated ass diagrams

*taps whiteboard* okay so consult the chart

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

and if I said this is how I feel about Carol and Daryl would I be booed off the stage?

it's a shame that the trope of a character who looks 12 but is actually 300 years old is usually just used for ick fanservice because on a paper i think the psychology of a person stuck in permanent childhood has a lot of interesting story potential. unfortunately i would not trust a fandom with that character with a 100ft pole.

Peter Pan

Chronic illness sucks because you’ll catch yourself thinking shit like ‘I wish it was possible to bathe regularly’ or ‘they should invent a digestive system that doesn’t hurt’ and then realise… that’s actually the case for most people. That’s the norm. Not only do most people have that, they don’t even think about it

i might not be your funniest mutuals but I am also not your smartest mutual

make that trio polyamorous

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.