This is really funny on dark mode

On dark mode this is like a clown trying to hide behind a light pole.

Reblog if you're self indulgent and perverted lmao

fellas is it perverted to think happy thoughts

Reblog if you *checks notes* are not a miserable fuck.

weirdest thing about going from "average height girl" to now "really short guy" is that women really do see me and want to put me in their purse

As a short king i can make distress call that summons nearby MILFS to come rushing over to protect me from circling hawks

“if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something” is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying “it’s seahorse time” on a denim jacket

Why do you people feel profound thought has to come from high places? The gutter looks at the stars too

not only did you prove your point, but you showed an example of it in the same sentence

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky