To All The Sad Teens With Happy Faces

People recognized this ‘Man-girl'thing roughly during 2018 Olympics (or before that. I’m not sure tho…) when our fully grown female champions were refered to as ‘Girl Power! Beauty with medals! Golden fairy!’ on media headlines whereas male champions(even the mi nors) were titled as ‘King, Emperor, God’.

Some of us pointed it out and now we just refer to grown men as boys. Like policemen? police boy. Businessman? Business boy. That congressman? he’s a congress boy now.

Shownu: I’d say that sounded good, but I couldn’t hear it over the sound of me munching this taquito….

Wonho: don’t you dare try me! I will bench press you while I cry!

Minhyuk: realistically, I know this animal could severely maim me, but idealistically, I would hug it

Kihyun: from this day on I’m banning gel pens - don’t “awww” me, you’ve lost your right!

Hyungwon: everything you just said disappointed me deeply, but we have 10 years of friendship under our belts, so I’ll only judge you a little bit

Jooheon: you could say I’m a real *pulls Yoshi and Gucci out of his hoodie* pussy magnet

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses]