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Would’ve loved to see their reaction to him as the only two who’s gone to high school
Made these nearly a year ago and completely forgot to post them here(all my art gets posted to FA first)
Invincibot size difference is something that can be so personal
Thinking again about viltrumites that turn into alien dragons, but are based on space things. There's the common nebulas, moons, planets, and comets. The less common ones like red dwarfs(Argall) and solar eclipses(Thragg).
Black holes are typically culled shortly after birth because there's something about them that's unsettling to other viltrumites. Mark's the first black hole that gets to live past infancy since well before Argall's reign.

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Holy shit we have the same brain we both have our Viltrumites be creatures omgomgomg WAAA WAAA
mine are a mix of marsupial/mammalian but also raptoric (mainly with feather like growths, but also mammary gland, can you tell I am a biology buff)
I’m jumping you RAHH RAHH RAHH
DON'T TELL ME SOMEONE'S AN ALIEN IF THEY'RE JUST A HUMAN but yeah, give those bastards some creature traits! I do have some AUs where viltrumites have insect-like wings and multiple sexes(more than the typical omegaverse) and ones where viltrumites can turn into essentially space dragons(because dragons are cool and I'm a sucker for shifters) but eye stuff(like tapetum lucidum and a nictitating membrane), extra canine teeth, deep rooted teeth, a more complex voice box(because I like the idea of the viltrumite native tongue being spoken in frequencies humans can't hear and being able to mimic noises/voices to wear down nonviltrumite opponents mentallly), eating rocks and clay if they can't find proper food, denser tissue so they weigh more than they look, prey-drive, scentmarking, their organs and arteries having a thin layer of muscle coating them that immediately constricts when damaged to cut off blood loss, and stripes tend to be things that reoccur often regardless of the AU.
Another thing I like to give viltrumites are lungs more similar to a bird than a human, which is what lets them get more oxygen from the air(useful when traveling planets since there's no way every habitable planet has the same atmosphere) and hold their breath for so long. They also lack drug resistance, since there's very few things that actually work on them so they've never had the need to evolve it(Mark, since he's half human, does inherit the ability to gain drug resistance over time).
I also like to imagine that, while they likely killed off 90%-99% of their native life because they saw it as useless, they did selectively breed certain animals and plants both on Viltrum and on specialized ships. I want to eventually make refs but so far I have:
Hunting beasts are large carnivorous creatures released on planets to clear large swaths of land of fauna or to hunt down and kill targets.
Tracking beasts have three pairs of nostrils: one that's “blank” that can be given a scent so the beast can only smell that scent, one that's sensitive to blood, and one for all smells in general. It usually keeps two of its pairs of nostrils closed. It was bred to track down targets and bring them back to their owner alive.
Herding beasts were used mainly for livestock but have also been used for separating and moving groups and individuals since they've started taking over other planets.
Scouting beasts are falcon-sized flying creatures that shine like mercury. Their job is purely to map out terrain or look for places/people of interest.
Black-headed cattle are large herbivores bred for their meat and fur. Their feet have a pair of dewclaws on either side of their hooves for defense.
Emperor's Bloom a red flower with white stems and leaves. It's pollen, when inhaled, both relaxes the user and gives them hallucinations, sort of like a mix between marijuana and LSD. This pollen was used in the early days of viltrumite civilization by healers and religious leaders. It's leaves can be crushed into a paste that, when mixed with certian roots, acts like a painkiller or a numbing agent. Interestingly, this flower also produces silk.
Emperor Wisps are bee-like insects that are white, black, and red and responsible for pollinating most Viltrum flora. Their honey is a mesmerizing pearlescent silver that can be made into mead.
Blood Pearls are similar to pomegranate seeds and are the seeds of a gourd-shaped fruit called the Viltrum Bell that was commonly hollowed out and used as various types of instruments by ancient viltrumites. The seeds are stored in the bulbous end of the fruit while the slimmer top half is full of fruit. This fruit is sweet with a hint of bitterness and extremely juicy. This fruit is turned into wine, called blood wine, and is one of the few things that can get a viltrumite drunk.
Most of the animals have basic names because I don't see viltrumites coming up with fancy names. This beast hunts therefore it shall be called a Hunting Beast. No guessing games there.
this fic is so good i hope i write it
Let's be intimidating with papa
Let's be sleepy with mama
Let's be unimpressed with mama
fanfic writers deserve better
if we post too fast, we get accused of using ai (no, you don't know how fast someone can write. you don't even know if the "too-frequent-to-be-human updates" you see are something that have long been finished and sitting in an author's drafts for god knows how long. just because it's recently posted, doesn't necessarily always mean it's recently written too. a lot of writers finish the whole thing first before they start posting it chapter by chapter).
if we take "too long to update", we get people pressuring us to "update faster" even though fanfics are our hobbies and we write for ourselves first and foremost.
if our works are grammatically correct, we get accused of using ai (some of us just love correct grammars).
if our works are not grammatically correct, we get insulted/criticized (mind you, not everybody writes in their native language. kudos to writers who write in their second, or third, or fourth language — I'm willing to bet a lot of people who criticize fanfics because of poor grammar can't even speak other languages besides english).
if our paragraphs are "too long and too detailed", we get accused of using ai.
if our paragraphs are "too short", we also get accused of using ai.
if we are autistic and we write in ways some deem "too robotic", we get accused of using ai.
some people just don't use their brains to think "ai was trained on human-made works, it was trained to look human-made. ai writes this way because the way it writes is the way real humans write — real humans whose works it was trained to mimic". instead they somehow disregard this logic and think "hmmm this work looks ai-generated. I will engage in witch hunt, be a bully and harass writers whose works I don't vibe with".
some of y’all will be engaging in witch hunt, accusing writers left and right and then wondering why more and more writers take their works down and don’t share them with you ungrateful losers anymore.
“this fic looks like it was created by ai” yeah that’s because ai was trained on human-made works and it was trained to mimic human-made works.
you claim you hate ai because ai harms real artists, yet you are out there accusing and harassing artists because “their vibes just aren’t right”. at this point, you are the ones who cause more harm — to art and the writing community — than ai does.
you are the ones killing art and writing community, the community you want to “protect against ai”.
so at this point, you’re killing the community faster than ai is. good luck when the community you want to protect has no human-made work left because you accused and harassed genuine artists/writers away and the only things that are left for you to read are actual ai-generated fics.
if you think a fic is ai and if that bothers you like it does me, quietly exit the tab and avoid their future works like a normal, decent person. because with every "this fic looks ai" comment, there's always a chance of you wrongly accusing an innocent writer and further harming the writing community as a whole.

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April Fool’s Day is in a few days, and I just wanted to make this clear. This blog is safe, and I can promise you no screamers, nothing emotionally abusive, no fake posts, and nothing to intentionally trigger dissociation. You are safe here.
Hmmmm...
Still not over Mark being the only one we really see check up and worry about Robot once he gets back to Earth
am i losing the drive to create things for an increasingly alien and hostile world whose mounting taste for fascism feels like a cold metal vise around my skull or am i just lazy and unmedicated and looking for excuses
i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

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It's tax season in the USA and that means it's time for a yearly PSA for fellow USAmericans!
Don't be fooled by bullshit like Turbotax. If you make less than $89,000 a year (I'd say confidently that's 99% of Tumblr), you are entitled to use the IRS free file tool for your taxes. This page from the IRS lists all the software providers they have partnered with to provide this service. I have only used one on the list, but it was as good as or maybe better than Turbotax, and I repeat, free for the federal tax return. You MIGHT still have to pay a fee to file a state tax return, but it should be nominal. If you don't want to do it online, you can also go to the IRS to print out the forms directly and turn them in.
DO NOT let Turbotax trick you out of money. Drop them like a hot potato. This is a "fuck Turbotax" account.
MarkRex is going to have a new meaning in season 4+