braces crusher

i'm high as fuck and just saw this three times in a row while scrolling and i'm ngl it dod kinda scares me on the third go

Girl why don't you put down that yucky concoction, and fuck with a real potion like me..

is that your penis in your pocket? well whose penis is it

Hey kid, I… I don’t know how to tell you this… Um… Daddy just k—he, uh *remembers my sensitivity training* Squidward suicide just happened to your dad

debit or credit? you can insert your card now. damn he just went all the way in. that man just inserted his card and kept going until his whole body disappeared into the reader. manager i feel really sick can i go home

A “blog” is covered in poisonous barbs called “posts”

[white knuckling the bathroom sink] but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay sil

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board