taylor

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

It's 2050 and your cousin sends you a meme he saw on his neuralfeed via your neuralchip while you're on the highway going 200mph (new speed limit) and he didn't crop it so without warning your vision is completely overtaken by a mindshot of a youtube video of 2 cyberchimps pummeling each other to death, you try to close the mindshot but you get a 15 second unskippable US Army recruitment ad, you shout "elonbot, take over!" to avoid crashing but you weren't able to afford the weekly fee to keep the autopilot functioning and you crash into a school bus

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

shut up im MLM fuck you

IDC about your essential oils

i'm off the penn don't teller

It’s always “the only good fascist is a dead fascist” until somebody actually kills a fascist and then it’s “well killing someone over a difference of opinion is never right, we should have empathy”

NO DAD, air brushing unlicensed images of spongebob smoking weed on to t-shirts and selling them at a boardwalk was YOUR DREAM. i'm going to be a PROJECT MANAGER.

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago