Bird

guys imagine you run a silly little fan account for a youtubers plush lion except somehow he’s become your boyfriend so you post on it less and less and he keeps telling you how he messaged the account trying to get the @ but you know this cos it’s your account but now you’ve been dating 2 years and you don’t know how to tell him it was you and then suddenly it’s 15 years later and a bunch of random people are asking if you did run the account but you can’t say anything cos your literal boyfriend of 15 years is sitting there still under the impression it was some random fan of his

Fourteen and Donna are waking up on a beach in Spain thinking they had too many cocktails at lunchtime.

i love the difference between casual phannies and insane phannies right now... casual phannies like "wow! regular uploads are great i love to watch dan and phil 🙂 a gaming channel soundtrack? thats sick and it sounds pretty neat in the background" and im over here throwing up clawing my eyes out when will it end... vaporwave my new top genre on spotify fuck everyone ive ever loved

when i found out they released a soundtrack i was in a rehearsal and during a break we had i listened to it and started sobbing to my friend about how happy i was

Petitioning for dan and phil to do the impossible quiz 2. It's been like 7 years and im still not over it. It was just such a fun time !

I want Phil to write weird absurdist stage plays, I want Phil to write a funky indie existential horror game, I want Phil to be on Taskmaster, I want Phil to make interactive digital experiences, I want Phil to write books that fuck with formatting and perspectives, I want Phil to bring his authentically unapologetically undiluted strange energy and breathe life into every artform he can touch

Guys, I've solved it. Dan is dating one builder. Phil is dating another. That's why the builders aren't leaving.

can confirm i was the broken sink