nobody, nobody

im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out 

you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built

the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

i’ve become a completely different person like 5 separate times since making those posts and there are STILL people finding them somehow

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis

Fińàncial Harm

Jesus ffucking christ bro.

Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…

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grey squirrel and northern cardinal are having a loud argument twenty feet above my head. this is just like Online

does anyone know if we have fun tomorrow?

we've got abysmal dogshit tomorrow

stop drawing for others. don't draw for yourself either. play video games

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

thats not how they told it