Morgoth Googles

Bless you this is perfect

My quest is over and I am back!!!

You didn’t happen to see @filigoogles while you were away questing, did you?

STOP WITH THE FLIRTING I S WEAR TO VALAR

LEAVE THEM ALONE THEY’VE DONE NOTHING WRONG

JUST BECAUSE YOU’VE GOT A BOYFRIEND…

I take human sacrifices

oh perfect, it’ll be put in action shortly. How do you prefer your sacrifices??

Just delivered. I’ll take care of the cooking

One overly greasy being of filth coming your way!

Why thank you

It’s no problem really, just another problem rid of

You may watch my technique, though it may require a little more….firepower than you may have available

Do it nOW JUST AMBUSH HIM I NEED TO WATCH

You aren’t an evil being, Grima.

……there’s no “mostly” about it. I was created to be pure evil. Right @morgothgoogles? But I’m still gonna eat you

You were indeed created to be pure evil not "mostly" evil. Go big or go home.

Who can put me in touch with a necromancer I’d like to come back to life

I can @saurongoogles @morgothgoogles what say you two?

sure

Thanks! But I have to ask is there a catch?

no..........

Who can put me in touch with a necromancer I’d like to come back to life

I can @saurongoogles @morgothgoogles what say you two?

sure

why don’t the Durin’s ever make things easy for themselves

how does our maker even have a computer????

if I can makes Dwarves I can makes a computer, Thorin 

If @morgothgoogles can, I guess Aule can too

I have plenty of dragons to sell. What kind of dragon are you looking for?

i need them to be cat sized, but still be able to breath fire. do you have some of those?

depends, what do you have in return?

eh, a gold ring that makes its wearer invisible?

Deal. Still looking for a present for @saurongoogles

I have plenty of dragons to sell. What kind of dragon are you looking for?

i need them to be cat sized, but still be able to breath fire. do you have some of those?

depends, what do you have in return?

I have plenty of dragons to sell. What kind of dragon are you looking for?

How to tell @smauggoogles that he’s adopted

Fine! You may borrow my orc army for a day. Im not like a regular dad, im a cool dad.