Shieldmaiden of Rohan

How to get @aragorngoogles off my dick about how I speak 🙄😒

*clutches heart* the constant attack. How does one deal?

Stfu man you’re not an actor and you’re playing such a bad victim 😒

@eowyngoogles

You don’t have to mock my ignorance towards your strange new vernacular... 😭 @faramirgoogles ARAGORN IS BEING MEAN TO ME!

@aragorngoogles LOOK AT US ALL YOUNG AND STUFF

YASSS bitch #throwback Thursday

We need to get together some time tho

@aragorngoogles LOOK AT US ALL YOUNG AND STUFF

How to relive the Glory days of riding into battle with @eowyngoogles

@merrygoogles Well, @faramirgoogles and I could come visit you and @pippingoogles in the shire? 😊🤗

@aragorngoogles look at how cute we are!!!

How do you keep your hair so shiny @glorfindelgoogles ??

Nothing special, it just grows that way. 

wHAT THATS NOT FAIR

He’s lying. His bathroom is FULL of products.

I can confirm that.

Erestor…. what have you been doing in Glorfindel’s bathroom?

I oversee all incoming orders and Glorfindel orders a lot of conditioner.

….. How much is “a lot”?

An entire box for himself.

From where?

Lothlorien 

Lady Galadriel’s hair….. there’s no way that isn’t natural, is there?

I’m pretty sure it is…

@galadrielgoogles ...it's real...right?

How to ask for advice about hand to hand combat from @aragorngoogles ?

Ah, young Padawan, that depends…Are you going to use this knowledge to fITE ME?!

Aragorn, stop making references to other franchises

I’d be happy to teach you, my lady. @eowyngoogles

@eowyngoogles tell him theres a bug on him. Like a really big bug. 

Who, @thetwinsgoogle? @legolasgoogles or @aragorngoogles ?

We taught him everything he knows about combat. We know his weaknesses. 

Tell me

bugs and hes ticklish 

*evil laugh* -cough- uhh I’m gonna go do something real quick @aragorngoogles … *tickle tickle*

Dude I’m fine with bugs. I had a pet beetle when I was younger. I’ve eaten them to survive near what used to be Angmar. I dealed with that little bugger Goll–AHAHAHA STOP IT, STOP IT STO-

MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAH NEVERRRRR

How do you keep your hair so shiny @glorfindelgoogles ??

Nothing special, it just grows that way. 

wHAT THATS NOT FAIR

He’s lying. His bathroom is FULL of products.

I can confirm that.

Erestor…. what have you been doing in Glorfindel’s bathroom?

I oversee all incoming orders and Glorfindel orders a lot of conditioner.

….. How much is “a lot”?

Why do you need to go into my bathroom to oversee orders???

I never went into your bathroom. I meant that all the orders go through my office. I never want to have any reason to go into your bathroom.

To you it may not seem excessive but I use about half that amount in the same length of time.

Just a little?

It is not!

Just a wee bit???

How to ask for advice about hand to hand combat from @aragorngoogles ?

Ah, young Padawan, that depends…Are you going to use this knowledge to fITE ME?!

Aragorn, stop making references to other franchises

I’d be happy to teach you, my lady. @eowyngoogles

@eowyngoogles tell him theres a bug on him. Like a really big bug. 

Who, @thetwinsgoogle? @legolasgoogles or @aragorngoogles ?

We taught him everything he knows about combat. We know his weaknesses. 

Tell me

bugs and hes ticklish 

*evil laugh* -cough- uhh I'm gonna go do something real quick @aragorngoogles ... *tickle tickle*

How do you keep your hair so shiny @glorfindelgoogles ??

Nothing special, it just grows that way. 

wHAT THATS NOT FAIR

He’s lying. His bathroom is FULL of products.

I can confirm that.

Erestor…. what have you been doing in Glorfindel’s bathroom?

I oversee all incoming orders and Glorfindel orders a lot of conditioner.

….. How much is “a lot”?

Why do you need to go into my bathroom to oversee orders???

I never went into your bathroom. I meant that all the orders go through my office. I never want to have any reason to go into your bathroom.

To you it may not seem excessive but I use about half that amount in the same length of time.

Just a little?

How do you keep your hair so shiny @glorfindelgoogles ??

Nothing special, it just grows that way. 

wHAT THATS NOT FAIR

He’s lying. His bathroom is FULL of products.

I can confirm that.

Erestor…. what have you been doing in Glorfindel’s bathroom?

I oversee all incoming orders and Glorfindel orders a lot of conditioner.

….. How much is “a lot”?

An entire box for himself.

From where?

Lothlorien 

Take deep breaths @lindirgoogles it'll be ok, *pats back*

How to ask for advice about hand to hand combat from @aragorngoogles ?

Ah, young Padawan, that depends…Are you going to use this knowledge to fITE ME?!

Aragorn, stop making references to other franchises

I’d be happy to teach you, my lady. @eowyngoogles

@eowyngoogles tell him theres a bug on him. Like a really big bug. 

Who, @thetwinsgoogle? @legolasgoogles or @aragorngoogles ?

We taught him everything he knows about combat. We know his weaknesses. 

Tell me

Bahahaha @aragorngoogles, @taurielgoogles, @eowyngoogles

AWEEE @faramirgoogles LOOK AT HOW CUTE WE ARE BABE!!!! @gimligoogles and @legolasgoogles are the type everyone secretly ships but won't admit it.