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Resident accountant and treasury Someone has to keep track of the money. Luckily it happens to be me
indie kingsman oc, est oct. 2017, written by simon
pryceism:
“Less violent,” Wesley echoes the phrase with a mild hint of breathy laughter that’s politely stifled, the young Watcher pausing as he allows for a few individuals evidently in a bit of a rush to move in front of the pair - the small crowd ( a blur of well-tailored suits ) that was increasingly growing by the set of lifts in the corridor is enough to deter anyone from venturing closer, the brunet instinctively veering in the opposite direction to head towards the stairwell. This was always a hazard after larger meetings, the kind that invited segments of varied departments to attend to raise concerns ( whether they were heard or acted upon was another matter entirely ). He had been present merely to observe as opposed to make any formal complaints, hours spent in the Council’s archives in search of scripture eliciting a ‘break’ of sorts.
“Given the nature of our calling and the propensity for the dark forces to show a complete disregard for humanity as a whole, I think you’ll find that things may exacerbate before settling.” A slow pace is adopted as they descend, a hand curling into Wesley’s pocket as the other firmly clutches onto a briefcase, brow knitting together a tad as his bespectacled line of vision flits back to the man. “Then again, we do have alchemists on the Board. It may not be a viable resolution in the long term, but I shan’t think our monetary woes would be an issue in the near future…”
It’s fortunate he supposes, the fact that the other man had the same idea as him upon the discovery of the lifts current state. It meant they could continue their conversation without really having to worry about the others trying to join in or make idle commentary that he absolutely did not care for. The walk to the staircase is short, but the decent less so, the hard leather of his shoes audible against the cold stone stairs, the echo they create wonderfully distracting for a moment.
And then their conversation continues.
“ They usually get worse, I’ve only ever heard of something getting better a small number of times, and that only seems to follow the worst of days. “
With a deep breath Armitage lifts his free hand to carefully at his eyes, steps slowing on the stairs for just a moment as he does so. There’s a deep sort of exhaustion set into him, something that simply rubbing at his eyes or another cup of coffee wouldn’t quite cure. But at least the mention of artificially inflating their wealth manages to distract him from it, earning a little laugh in the process.
“ You know, they could make as much silver and gold as they like, I’ll still have to figure out how to get it into our accounts and the economy without arising any sort of extra suspicion. Though, of course non of that matters if I fall down the stairs because I’ve not slept. “
Peter Quayle in 1.03 The Lost Art of Diplomacy
Paul Crosley in 2.10 Jupiter

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Armitage has never had a serious relationship in his canon but that doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t date him
i hope i frustrate you and you think about me a lot
more injury prompts bc reasons
INJURED
“ no— stop. go on ahead. i can take care of this myself. ”
“ fuck. i think something’s wrong. ”
“ shit it hurts. i can’t move. ”
“ i don’t think i can keep going like this. ”
“ is that my blood? that’s my blood… ”
“ if i tell you to leave me behind, would you listen? ”
“ well. there goes my favorite shirt. ”
“ it feels like i can’t breathe i— ”
“ how bad is it— wait don’t tell me. i don’t think i wanna know. ”
“ i can’t feel it. ”
“ i don’t wanna sound like a wimp but this is really freakin’ me out. ”
“ i’m scared. please don’t…please don’t let me die. ”
“ it’s okay. think i can walk. ”
“ i’ll be okay but i’m gonna need to get this bandaged and fast. ”
“ is this the part where i’m supposed to be heroic and say it’s just a scratch? ”
“ i think i’m going into shock. ”
“ i was just trying to be brave. like you. ”
BYSTANDER
“ please be okay, please be okay. fuck! ”
“ well this isn’t how i pictured i’d be sweeping you off your feet. ”
“ i can’t get to it to stop bleeding— it won’t stop. ”
“ okay, i’m gonna keep some pressure on this and we’re gonna get you some help, alright? ”
“ no. don’t move. you need to stay still. ”
“ i’m sorry— i was gonna try to help but it happened so fast. ”
“ please don’t die i really don’t need that kind to trauma right now. ”
“ if it hurts, good. it means you’re still going. now just hold on a little longer. ”
“ no, shit. fuck okay. we’re gonna fix you i promise. ”
“ shit shit shit shit. ”
“ i dunno what i’m supposed to do— what do i do?! ”
“ you’re going into shock, alright? i need you to just focus on my voice. ”
“ no— don’t take the fucking knife out. ”
“ fuck. that’s a lot of blood. ”
“ jesus christ i am not prepared for this. ”
“ if you die for me i’m gonna be really fucking mad keep your eyes open. ”
“ you shouldn’t have done that. fuck. ”
“ you did really good. i’m proud of you. just relax now. ”
“ if you die it’ll be like my villain origin story so. don’t die. ”
ATTACKER
“ you bleed so pretty, don’t you think? ”
“ shit— shit i didn’t mean to… ”
“ huh. i thought it’d take more than that to bring you to your knees. ”
“ this really isn’t personal, you know. ”
“ i could’ve made this quick and painless if you hadn’t tried to fight me. ”
“ this didn’t have to happen. ”
“ why did you get in the way?! ”
“ oh fuck, i’m sorry. i’m so sorry! ”
“ after all this time. and it was so easy. ”
“ if you want to live, don’t follow me. ”
“ next time, i’ll go for the heart. ”
“ i told you to stay out of my way. ”
“ i know you’re probably about to go into shock so pay attention. don’t take the knife out. this won’t kill you if you stay down and let me go. ”
“ are you really still trying to fight? ”
“ stay down! ”
“ shh-sh-sh just breathe. it’ll all be over soon. ”
“ i’m sorry. i wish i didn’t have to do this. ”
“ you brought this on yourself. ”

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governmentofficial:
“You know full well that if I were to go through the official channels, I would be informed that you were unable to spare the finances.” But, considering that such a thing had not been the immediately response, Mycroft could only conclude that there were different factors at play than the ones that others would attempt to dismiss him with.
As he spoke, he took the offered notebook and began to glance over it - eyes dancing over the words and absorbing the details. Multitasking was a skill that he had mastered many years ago, the ability to take in new information while discussing a topic that was not always related proving itself to be immensely useful in his line of work.
“MI6 can handle the situation, but you know how it is - there are so many hoops to jump through in order to ensure we are no liable for anything that the public may potentially discover and declare morally repugnant. It takes time, and I do not believe that time is something that we have here.”
Mycroft had been willing to give his own people time to solve the problem themselves. He had even consider step in himself to do it! In the end, though, he had more important things to do than babysit people that should be able to do better. The situation was a troublesome one, yes, but it was far from the worst thing he was dealing with. His attention was required elsewhere, hence his desire to have Kingsman provide assistance.
“Now, if you believe this to be well within MI6′s capabilities then - according to what I understand of how Kingsman thinks of its own skills in comparison - you would hardly need to provide your best agents, hm? This would, of course, be to your advantage. If you turn to the 12th page in the file I gave you, you will see some financial calculations should this issue not be resolved. I may not know all of the details of your investments and whatnot, but I can decipher enough to estimate significant losses.”
“ You’re right, I would say that. “
Even if they were in a better position with their finances then they had been in a long while. The habit of turning down initial prospects for them to come back with a better attitude and monetary incentive was built in deep and had served him well over his Kingsman Tenure. Turns out people are willing to pay quite a lot more than they had originally planned when they needed something like a private and professional spy organization.
Still, this was becoming a pattern of its own, going right to Morgana rather that Merlin or Arthur. A sporadic patter, but a pattern still.
With a deep breath Armitage begins his casual flip through the folder, gaze scanning over the information quickly to see what exactly was the worst thing he needed to look out for. One investment here, a stabilization project there, and while he’d already been aware that the majority of these were in some small amount of danger, when he flips to the twelfth page he finds himself reaching for his drink once again.
In the past 24 hours it seems the group had expanded exponentially, they’d taken in another gang in such a rapid overthrow that projects he’d hadn’t had to think about in years were now suddenly in danger.
“ Well, this is unfortunate, isn’t it. Percival and Lamorak can handle this. I’ll bring it to Arthurs attention and it’ll be handled. “
I wake up and my dash is entirely james bond, and I’m alright with this.