â no offense intended, sir, â james starts, pushing the office door closed. â but you look like youâve had a trying day. â
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  â no offense intended, sir, â james starts, pushing the office door closed. â but you look like youâve had a trying day. â
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   life has been hectic for me lately and muse has been non-existent-- but iâve got a burst of it right now so iâm going to try and take advantage lmao.
   if you would like a thing from james, pls hit the lil heart! if youâre a multi pls specify <3Â
@knowseverythingaboutyouâ
thereâs the James she knows and loves. Maria waves him off as he leaves, typing one handed and shrugging out of her jacket. âoh no, i appreciate the comments.â she grins back at him, pointing at the television. âkeep watching that, iâm going to change.â itâs a little early to know if theyâre actually going to have the opportunity to break into any rooms tonight, but the outfit that sheâs currently wearing isnât was not meant to be comfortable enough for lounging. sheâs got a short and tshirt set that fits nicely under her tactical suit (just in case), and she pulls it out of her luggage. âwhy donât you call down to room service then?â she calls over her shoulder, tugging her blouse off and reaching for the zipper on her skirt. âi trust your taste in food.â
  â wonderful. â because heâs not convinced that he could resist the urge to make them, if heâs being honest. she points toward the tv, and jamesâ lips twitch into an amused smile for a moment as he turns toward it. â iâm quite certain thereâs something else i would prefer to watch. â he jokes, sliding his hands into his pockets as he keeps his eyes on the screen. when she mentions him calling room service, he does briefly glance over his shoulder to locate the phone-- but itâs behind her. his lips twitch upwards, gaze briefly sweeping bare skin before he can help himself, and then he refocuses on looking ahead. â mm. iâll do that when youâre done changing, if youâd prefer i donât peek. â
@seesgoodâ
  she opens her mouth to comment on the request â but she stops herself just before pointing out that that might be counterproductive. besides, people are usually begging her to shut up, not asking her to keep talking. but instead, caroline just looks back down at the paperwork, a small smile playing at her features before she speaks. â oh iâm just trying to figure out if i can categorize you stealing and crashing a car as an us expense â because you technically stole and crashed it â or if i can convince them that it was technically the enemyâs fault because they left it unlocked and the keys within reach. â caroline furrows her brow, taps her pen a few times, and then shrugs. â iâm going with it being their fault. â donât put james bond near anything you donât want to be a weapon. itâs common sense. flipping a page, she jots down a few more things before setting the paper aside and grabbing another one, glancing up at him briefly and feeling herself start to smile again before she looks away. â â did you seriously lose ten million dollars gambling with a wannabe-terrorist? â
   james laughs softly when she speaks, keeping his eyes closed as he relaxes back into the cushions. â of COURSE it was the enemyâs fault. they really left me with no other choice. â he hums, a smile playing lazily across his lips as he interlocks his fingers and lets them rest on his chest. â mm, i appreciate you having my back on this. â the amusement is clear in his voice, but he does mean it. property damage side effect of his job, they canât REALLY be all that surprised. the situations that they put him in make it impossible for him not to break a few things along the way. â -- i did. â he admits, lifting his shoulders in a light shrug before he glances toward her. â but, to be fair, iâve made it back easily enough. â
@hydrasweaponâ
                      Oh wow, thatâs how he wants to play this? If he thinks Bucky will cave in now just because Bond brings the women into play, heâs sorely mistaken. They start to giggle even louder at his question, and the taller one has the audacity to say something about Bucky being American as if that alone is a reason to declare him a naughty boy. Bucky only smirks, still leaning casually against the elevator wall, though his hips have an almost lazy lead tilt to them thatâs directed at the other man. âWell, you look like the type to put misbehaving boys in their place, Mister Bond,â he points out in a sort of coquettish voice before licking his upper lip slowly. âSo I think youâd be a match for me, donât you agree?â
   james is, of course, thrilled when the two women play along without too much prompting. â exactly. â he agrees to the comment about bucky being american, because that absolutely does explain why heâs a little shit. and, admittedly, james rather enjoys that fact-- especially because itâs lead to this rather entertaining conversation, after all. â thatâs because i am, mister barnes. â he answers easily, that smile still firmly on his lips as the doors ding open again. â iâd certainly say so. i suppose weâll find that out for certain later, hm? â he teases, flashing a charming smile in the ladiesâ direction before he steps out of the lift.Â

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she smiles and rolls her eyes, passing James a pen and a pad of paper. âiâd tell you to start writing in the waiting room, but my assistant might not survive the encounter,â she says dryly. his charm is even more potent when heâs not trying, moreâs the pity. Maria turns to the cupboard behind her desk, opening it and pulling out a kettle. the perks of having a fancy office; she doesnât have to leave to get coffee or tea. âblack, green, or herbal?â she offers. her smile turns rueful. âyou know, iâm hoping this is over soon, but it is nice to see you.â
   james allows himself a small smile as she hands the pad of paper over, and starts to write out all of the information that he knows. â oh, iâm sure sheâd be fine. iâd rather be in here, anyway. â he comments casually, his eyes drifting across to maria for a moment. his smile widens, before he refocuses on writing down the information for her. â black, please. â he answers after a moment, but itâs her final comment that has him a little more focused on her. â mm. itâs nice to see you as well, maria. i enjoy my visits here. â
@dontcxckitupâ
 He waits, listens, but the noise isnât repeated. They can only hope they arenât being attacked â M does have a gun with him, but since the mission isnât authorised, any kind of shootout would be quite impractical. Still his hand disappears in his open jacket. Just in case.
âYou think itâs possible someone saw us?â he asks Bond in a hushed voice, eyes darting around to try and see anything suspicious, out of the ordinary. Everything is lying in perfect silence, though.
   james continues to walk backwards out of the street with m, his gaze drifting around the street for a moment. there doesnât seem to be any more sounds coming from the darkness, so he relaxes just a little, and leads m around the corner.
  â no. i think it was probably a cat, or something. â theyâre both trained agents. if someone had seen them, theyâd know by now. â letâs get moving, sir. â
@hydrasweaponâ
                     He fakes a scandalized gasp. âMy, JB, Iâm getting some serious gay and also very kinky vibes here,â he points out as he leans against the lift wall, letting his eyes wander up Bondâs general appearance with a smirk. Two can play this game, you know; and frankly, Bucky is too old to give a shit anymore what people might think of him and his sexuality. Is he gay? He wouldnât call himself that. But heâs also very definitely not straight. âI think I can be a very good boy.â He timed that last sentence a little badly because the lift doors ping open and there are two women waiting to get in â and they definitely heard him if their half-choked giggle is anything to go by. Oh well. Bucky is always up for ruining a MI6 agentâs reputation.
   james laughs low in the back of his throat when bucky speaks, a brow lifting as he glances toward him. â i wasnât trying to be subtle. â james isnât gay, heâs bisexual, and he doesnât remotely try to hide it. heâs always been a horrendous flirt. he lets his gaze drift back up to the numbers as they tick higher with each floor that they climb, and as the lift stops-- bucky speaks, the doors open, and two women very clearly hear every word judging by their giggles. jamesâ lips twitch upwards, and he eyes the women briefly as they step inside. â somehow, i rather doubt that. â the doors close again, and the lift starts to go back up. theyâre only a few floors away now, and james continues shamelessly. â you look like the type to misbehave. â he pauses, smirking. â donât you agree, ladies? â
@knowseverythingaboutyouâ
âyouâre not about to turn to the dark side, are you?â Maria teases him. sheâs heard the way that everyone at mi-6 talks about the american agencies. not that she blames them, they do their own share of trash talking the brits. she rolls her eyes fondly when he leaves the room, turning back to the computers and slipping into the hotelâs system. by the time he comes back she has the cameras they need playing on the television, and the computer program their techs came up with is skipping through the check-ins. âiâm tempted to ask if you always live in the gutter, or if itâs just these missions that bring it out in you,â she says, continuing their conversation as James comes back into the room. âdo you think we should grab some popcorn while we watch the stunningly exciting comings and goings of the hotel?âÂ
  â god no. as delightful as your company is, iâm afraid i canât say the same of your colleagues. â he laughs, the amusement clear in his tone as he disappears around the door. it doesnât take him long to get the cameras set up, a bit of dodging guests and hotel workers aside, and soon enough heâs opening the door to their room to step back inside. when she speaks, Jamesâ gaze flits across to her and he feels a smirk pull at the edges of his mouth. â are you saying you donât appreciate my comments, darling? â he teases, his brows lifting just a little before he shrugs off his suit jacket and tie so that he can get more comfortable. â we should definitely order in some snacks. â
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    >> âïž <<      CONTRACTS OF THE GROWING  calibre,  while not something he enjoyed,  would get done regardless of the steps required.  he  CARED   too much about what he knew already and how it   hurt  innocents in the first place to stop where he was at in the hunt just because  SOME AGENCY GOT INVOLVED.
      â       IT ISNâT.  though whatâs the use of intelligence if it does not stop the threat before it happens,      â     the comment isnât accusatory as it aims to merely point an issue out into the open some  ;  brow   raising   at the comment of non  -  human trafficking.  that could mean a lot of things  (  or species, considering some humanoid still,  in his world,  potentially   COULD   be an elf of some kind  ).  he does not however,  reaching out to take the phone that was offered,  scrolling through   INFORMATION AND BRIEF.
   he can tell that Geralt isnât particularly THRILLED about having to work with MI6, but that doesnât really matter. James is going to be working this regardless of whether or not Geralt wants him there-- whether they work together will be determined by the manâs attitude, really.Â
  â unfortunately, as equipped as we are thatâs not always possible. sometimes things slip through the net. â he lifts his shoulders in a light shrug. itâs the truth. thereâs only so much an organisation like MI6 can monitor, and while thatâs a LOT, sometimes things get missed until a little too late. this is one of them. but itâs going to be swiftly dealt with, and thatâs all that really matters, here. Geralt takes the phone, and James slides his hand back into his pocket, giving him a moment to look it over.Â

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    James smiles into the kiss when her legs loop around her waist, heels digging lightly into his ass. he presses himself down closer, his tongue sweeping across her bottom lip before she speaks. her words earn a smile from him, and he tips his head to pepper a few kisses along her jawline, his fingers stroking down over her hip to grip at her thigh. â iâve no doubt that you will. â he murmurs, voice low against her ear as he gives a slow, deliberate roll of her hips that lets her feel how much heâs enjoying himself already.Â
@dontcxckitupâ
  Bondâs reaction â or lack thereof â surprises him. He expected him to give one of his infamous remarks, but not this. Not this silence. Itâs good, though â less to explain. âDesperation, I suppose,â Mallory admits truthfully. âItâs the final lead, Iâve followed every other one and they all ended inâŠnothing.â Disappointment, mostly. Years of work, and then back to zero. Again and again.
âI came across his name multiple times during my investigations andââ A noise behind them has him stop, and Mallory turns. It is too dark to see anything, though. âPerhaps we should continue this conversation someplace elseâŠâ he suggests in a whisper.
   itâs out of respect for the older man that James doesnât immediately start asking him questions-- this isnât really the time and place for it, that can be done at a later date. because he will want to satisfy his curiosity regarding what actually went down. â ah, i see. what was the official finding at the time? what did they say happened? â
   James turns too when he hears the noise, instinctively and professionally putting himself between M and the cause of the noise. he canât see what it is, but he agrees that itâs probably time they move somewhere private. â start moving, sir. iâm right behind you. â he tells him, fingers hovering over the grip of his gun as he starts to back up toward his boss.Â
@hydrasweaponâ
                      The thing is, Bond is probably right. Bucky would do a lot if he could keep this car, and spilling some or Furyâs secrets ainât that bad, anyway. That asshole loves to keep everything hidden. âI mean, I gotta be honest here, it would be nice to be on the other side for once, you know. Being seduced instead of doing the seducing. Itâs a modern world now, right?â he points out with a grin as he climbs out of the car. Unfortunately, he canât get away with just pocketing the keys, so he drops them into Bondâs open palm with another big sigh. âYouâre a goddamn spoilsport,â Bucky mutters. Who knows, maybe they can take the car to that gala event. Or he really needs to fire up his Barnes charm and do some seducing. âOkay, lead the way.â
  â it is a modern world now. perhaps itâs time for you to try something new, hm? â a very vague hint that he just might get that from James without an actual promise. his smile only widens when the keys are dropped into his palm, and he tucks them away into his pocket, turning to start walking toward the lifts at the back. â i let you drive, didnât i? â he quirks a brow pointedly, before he leads them into the lift and hits the button for the correct floor. â if youâre good, i might even let you drive it again. â he teases lazily, hands sliding into his pockets as he tips his head back to look up at the floor numbers ticking away.Â
@gloriousxdarknessâ
   She canât tell whether heâs patronizing her or not, but it doesnât really matter. Elektraâs already got a mental map going of the nearby bridges and roads off the beaten path that are less likely to see traffic at this time of night. Bold arrogance of this one to try to commandeer her vehicle. Oddly enough heâs hasnât threatened her, though, and perhaps itâs this combination that leads her to believe he might be worth having a conversation with. She spares him another glance. âAnyone could see into that room,â she replies like her being âfound outâ is a non-issue. âBesides, I came in through the front door.â Invited and perfectly legitimate, thank you very much. She actually does know the man who occupies that office. While that area was definitely off limits and sheâd be escorted out, such an outcome wouldâve been small potatoes. âSo you tell meâ what is your stake in this?â
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   James hums softly as she speaks, a small smile playing across his lips for just a moment. â i was invited. â just not into that room, but thatâs besides the point. neither was she. a few strings had been pulled to make sure James had an actual paper trail and invite here, given who was in attendance. the last thing heâd need was to be thrown out before he could get up to the office, and itâs much easier if you donât have to sneak around and not be seen at all. when she asks what his stake is, James arcs a brow slightly and glances at her. he can practically hear Mâs disapproving voice telling him to say nothing and just get the drive. â i need some information that was on that drive. â he tells her, deciding that itâs highly unlikely being vague is going to get him what he wants with her. â someoneâs been up to something questionable thatâs going to affect my organisation. â
@seesgoodâ
she has to bite the inside of her lip to keep from smiling at the question, even as she shakes her head in response.  â not a word. â caroline smiles, â but i think iâve learned a few new creative insults? â although she canât really be sure that they were insults. his latter question makes the smile dim somewhat and caroline shifts in her seat, hesitating only a moment before she nods. â mhmm. â a lie. and a pathetic attempt at one at that. caroline watches as he sits up, worry creasing in her brow as she studies him for any sign of pain or discomfort. for a moment, she considers lying again. but the question isâŠwell itâs comical, really. heâs laid out in a hospital bed. bandaged and bruised and hooked up to every manner of machines â and heâs asking if sheâs okay. â would it sound totally pathetic if i admitted i donât want to live in a world that doesnât have you in it? â everything feels safer, with him around. and maybe thatâs a lot to put on one manâs shoulders but heâs james bond. â â and thatâs not in like anâŠoverly dramatic soap opera, âiâm secretly in love with you and am pregnant with your babiesâ type way. itâs just⊠â her hand lifts, mussing with her hair for a moment before she finishes the thought. â we need you. and there was no one else here. and thatâsâŠthatâs kindâve bullshit, honestly. someone should be here. so iâm here. â do you speak spanish? â
  â oh? care to share them? â he laughs, unable to help himself. she has a very refreshing outlook on life-- very different to the people that James normally finds himself interacting with. she lies, and itâs really a terrible attempt. she doesnât even really try. so he just lifts a brow in a way that very clearly says â i donât buy that for a second. â she takes a moment, as though contemplating if she wants to actually tell him whatâs bothering her, and James gently rests his hand against the bandages covering his torso as he repositions himself. hurts, but the pain is considerably dulled by the painkillers flowing through his system. her answer surprises him, the lift of his brows giving that away, and he remains silent for a moment. he instinctively wants to make a joke, make light of the situation with a flirty remark-- but somehow, it doesnât seem appropriate, even if itâs his go to. heâs surprised, because no one shows him that kind of concern. he gets shot, heâs expected back at work as soon as possible. he â dies â, and when he comes back, heâs thrown right back into it. heâs a weapon, always has been, so itâs a little surprising that sheâs so... concerned about that. the silence drags out between them after her final, distracted question. he feels a small pinch in his brows as he just eyes her for a moment, before he exhales through his nose and glances down at himself. he is kind of a mess, this time. â i... â am very grateful youâre here? never thought of it that way? am not used to people giving a fuck? â i can speak spanish, yes. â he answers finally, looking back over at her. â thank you. for coming here. â

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@dontcxckitupâ
  Admittedly, it is somewhat fascinating to see Bond work; there is a damn good reason he is chosefn for the most delicate operations, even if the man is often enough getting on Mâs nerves and testing him. So far, however they both manage to pull themselves together, and while Bond gathers the information, Mallory makes sure they arenât interrupted by uninvited guests. So far so good. He closes the gate as they leave, setting the lock into its original position, his gaze shifting over to Bond. Of course these questions had to come eventually.
âI suppose I do owe you an explanation.â He sighs and gestures for the other to come with him, away from the warehouse. âI haveâŠreason to believe that this manâŠAlvarezâŠis responsible forâŠcertain deaths.â He glances up, into Bondâs eyes, his own features soft. It takes him a lot of effort to finally say it, and when he does is voice is quiet. âMyâŠwifeâs death.â
   Jamesâ brows pinch together for a moment as M starts to explain, but the answer definitely isnât what heâd been expecting at all. heâd figured that it was something personal, but heâd assumed maybe it was an old open case that M wanted to see closed himself. not that this man mightâve murdered his wife.
  â ah... â he blinks, a small frown pinching his brows together as he glances over at his boss, at the softer expression on his face. exhaling a breath, James inclines his head a little and looks ahead. â okay... what makes you think itâs this guy? â
@seesgoodâ
â please, like youâve never killed someone with a piece of paper before. â a small scoff leaves her as she turns, pretending to sort through some of the papers as he moves towards the couch, getting himself settled. but as he lies back, she finds her gaze lifting to study him. itâs ridiculous to be worried about someone she doesnât really know. itâs not like theyâre friends, or anything. she just tends to bug him when he comes into the office, which isnât all that often. but he looks tired. and heâs been through a lot. and itâs not like MI6 is at all worried about the toll it takes, doing what he does. and itâs also not like he has anyone else looking out for him. and â she stops the train of thought, looking back down at the mountain of papers and exhaling before she pulls her feet up and tucks them under her, grabbing a pen to start filling out some of the forms.Â
  â iâm afraid thatâs classified. â he snorts softly, amusement heavy in his gaze as he glances in her direction. once heâs fully settled back against the couch, head propped up on the armrest, he finds himself looking up at the ceiling. he is pretty damn tired, but he doesnât sleep well, usually especially if someone else is in the room. admittedly, though, for some reason-- he finds himself considerably more relaxed at the thought of sleeping with her in the room. sheâs a comforting presence he hadnât been expecting. he can almost feel her eyes on him, but he doesnât look over for a while, keeps his eyes on the ceiling and tries to shut his brain off. eventually the sound of her filling out paperwork reaches his ears, and James chances a glance over-- finds her with her legs tucked up under her. sheâs rather adorable. he allows himself a smile, and relaxes, closing his eyes finally. â feel free to read aloud. â