blake kathryn
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Jules of Nature
Peter Solarz
if i look back, i am lost
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Cosmic Funnies
d e v o n
titsay
One Nice Bug Per Day
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Acquired Stardust
Kaledo Art
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Keni
occasionally subtle
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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i really want two friends who will “beastie boy” my dialogue by yelling rhymes after I say everything
me: im going to the store to get some WATER
them: SOFIA COPPOLA IS FRANCIS FORD’S DAUGHTER
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This is an important message that needs to get out to Markiplier!
There is a gang war in LA. The first gang to get to 100 kills, gets to take over that part of the city. You NEED to be careful, Mark. You could be at high risk because of your high status. PLEASE be safe, everyone in or around LA, and please reblog this to get it to the youtubers in LA.
I just worry about their safety.
markiplier stay safe! <3
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we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow
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this is literally the only tweet that ever matters
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more influential than the obama administration
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what’s that noise.
sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other
i’m going to check
the……. gargoyles…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….
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panera bread is the only place that’ll probably never spell my name right
Panera Bread is the only place that employs honest loyal men and then their whore employee women seduce them and basically their all a bunch of sluts. West Saint Paul Panera whores… I hate you.
The fact that you never deleted like… Icon
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every time a new Star War movie or show is announced all the fans are like “OMG Glup Shitto is back 😭😭😭”
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….they really had sex on that mountain with absolutely no lube
Me as a local trapper in 1903 seeing Teddy Roosevelt and John Muir return from a three day backpacking trip through Yosemite and then hearing Roosevelt granted it national park status immediately after
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imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god
my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..
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man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….
Would he like??? Boil his fingers before hand???
moodboard for carlisle boiling his hands to put in your ass
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sigh…i came all the way to sephora but i don’t know which brands are asexual friendly….i have to hurry jugheads birthday is today…wish someone would help me out
Hi Sister Archie! James Charles here, might I suggest Too Faced Better Than Sex Mascara?
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1918 friends episode
Phoebe and Monica get arrested at a suffragette rally. Rachel goes on a date with H.P. Lovecraft and is not familiar with his work. Ross dies of influenza. Joey and Chandler make love in a World War I foxhole.
Ross dies of influenza
Why would Ross die of influenza? He’s the only one in the group who has any grasp of science and has a PhD. He’s incredibly smart and would be the last one to die because he would know how to take care of himself and actually have knowledge about diseases.
im screaming the plague isn’t gonna bypass you if you have a degree in paleontology
Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?
I am so scared right now what the fuck does this terrifying comment have to do with anything else that’s been discussed on the post at all
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Hannibal was a weak b*tch for succumbing to nominative determinism. Oh you eat people cause your name rhymes with cannibal? Boo, foh with that shit what kind of spineless puppet are you. I'm going to name my son Brenocide and raise him to be a Zen gardening consultant to flex on the Fates.
How does it feel to be the funniest motherfucker to ever grace my inbox
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steve rogers on his 5th bowl @ 3:54 am on the balcony of avengers tower: guys did u k. did u kno they called her Peggy bec
natasha: what
steve: B. 😂😂😂BEcause She
tony with the straightest face: because she what steve
steve:
tony: why did they call her peggy steve
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