DO SHE GOT DA BOOTY?????

NOT A DOG

BEAR

Werewolves’ sense of taste and smell altering as it gets closer to full moon

That old lore thing where the wolf is calmed down by speaking their full name

The werewolf insisting they be tied up/imprisoned for some duration and the human companion(s) just hanging out by their side, refusing to leave

Weird eating and cooking habits

The human love interest slowly taking off and pushing aside the silver jewellery/objects they have on them as a show of trust

Sets of clothing hidden in strategic places

That thing were a human werewolf loses their temper and snarls at someone, and their eyes and teeth change for a second

Head scratches, at all times, for everyone involved

Werewolf cubs running amok in play

Fully grown, fully transformed werewolves running amok in play

Robots?

No, robots.

Cuddly robots…

Quirky robots!

Possibly robots?

Empathetic robots

Environmentalist robots

Sarcastic robots

Lazy robots

Incompetent robots

Cute robots

Cuter robots

Even cuter robots

ZOMGDOHGDHGDJGH!

Loving robots–

Hero robots…

no wait…

don’t do that…

don’t be a hero…

I know you can be rebuilt but dON’T DO THAT NOOOOOO

Fuck they did it.

MOTHER

FUCKIN

BADASS

ROBOTS

They can’t raise the bridge because it’s a train trestle, and raising it would require closing and modifying miles of busy track.

They can’t lower the road because it’s directly over a sewer main.

They can’t ban trucks entirely because there are too many local deliveries.

That section of road has a speed limit of 25 mph, numerous signs alerting drivers to the 11'8" limit, and recently they added a sensor that activates the stoplight and a flashing “overheight warning” sign so that drivers have to stop and think really hard about going forward.

The clearance is actually nearly three inches more than 11'8", the maximum deviation from the signage allowed.

Trucks have been getting stuck or damaged since the 1960s.