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When P!Mike first sees Will he IMMEDIATELY drops to his knees and takes Will’s hands, kissing them (many times)

Will’s brain cannot comprehend what is happening at all and he faints

P!Mike catches him right away and carries him bridal-style even after Will wakes up

“Mike I’m okay, you can put me down.”

“No, my love, I am here to keep you safe, let me protect you please.”

P!Mike doesn’t understand why Mike and Will aren’t together AT ALL and he is very upset about it

So naturally, at first his mission is to piss Mike off and make him as jealous as possible

P!Mike finds out Will has never kissed anyone and HAS to change that asap

They kiss and it’s super sweet and Will cries and P!Mike holds him until he stops

P!Mike does not sleep he NEEDS to be watching over Will (who has never slept better btw)

“You are so beautiful in every universe William.”

P!Mike tells Will stories about his Cleric and Will loves hearing them

P!Mike has to be touching Will at all times they are always holding hands at the very least

Mike does NOT approve of this new little relationship going on

P!Mike realizes why Mike is the way he is with Will (it’s because he’s pathetic and repressed) and feels bad for him

New mission! Help Mike accept his feelings for Will and get his shit together because it’s what Will deserves

P!Mike encourages Mike and gives him some harsh truths

Once Mike does accept his feelings for Will, P!Mike gives him some tips about how to treat Will

P!Mike tells Mike exactly what Will likes cause he knows exactly how to please his Cleric and the first time they’re together Will’s in shock cause he doesn’t even KNOW what he likes but somehow Mike does

Once Mike and Will get together and share true love’s kiss, P!Mike is teleported back to his world

He tells C!Will all about his adventure

“You kissed him??”

“He was another version of you my love, I could not resist!”

Okay so like literally just think about this

Paladin Mike ends up in regular Will and Mike’s universe but he’s in a relationship with Cleric Will in his universe

Paladin Mike sees Will and is immediately like “omg my love”

Bonus points for the dropping to his knees and kissing Will’s hands

Mike’s like “wtf this is my Will” and gets jealous of himself

Will’s like omg wdym love and absolutely loses his mind when he finds out he and Mike are together in another universe

Paladin Mike misses his Cleric so much he gets super clingy with Will and is just all over him

Mike is absolutely losing his mind fuming with jealousy bc that should be him