pomy granate

when i put away the largest longest kitchen knife from the dishwasher to the knife block for the moment it’s in my hand i become the final girl in a horror movie. and then i go back to normal after

Literally it’s insane how the laundry never stops. There is always laundry

Wait till you hear about dishes

She sang at a frequency only she could hear

yessss queen give us nothing!

IM KILLING MYSELF

i dont fear you or your polycule

Me before I get killed by the mafia

so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏

Your sailor nickname is [what color your shirt is] [your first pet’s name]. You are [phone battery percentage] years old. Your ship is the HMS [last thing you ate].