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Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.
- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"
- mockup of results
from my new search engine called
“Google OCD”
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people got mad the last time i said this but you HAVE to stop pretending that people of the past were more intellectual and thoughtful and you need to model yourself after them because modernity pales in comparison. that's nazi shit
people got mad the last time i said this but you HAVE to stop pretending that people of the past were more intellectual and thoughtful and you need to model yourself after them because modernity pales in comparison. that's nazi shit
An older relative of mine was complaining about how her hair looks now that it’s greying and I had to hold back myself from telling her that the long grey hair look would make her very popular with some lesbians that I know because she’s not the sort of person who would take that as a compliment
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Put Kris also projecting their cramps into berdly, and the roaring knight too because why not?
yeah
so used to only hearing about katseye secondhand via discourse from kpop mutuals that it felt jarring to hear them on the radio today. like oh right that is just a normal girl group that makes music and exists in the real world. i forgor.
having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.
people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.
And! We need cashiers. And convenience stores. And I think it's kind of broken that society says people who want to do stuff like that have "low" ambition (not you OP, I get you're using it illustratively because that's what society labels said jobs) and don't deserve to live at the same standard as people with "high" ambitions.
If we need someone to do a job, that job is a role in the community and deserves not just a salary but cultural respect for the role.
"high" ambition jobs are all jobs that involve domineering and controlling others. "low" ambition jobs are all jobs that involve service to others. Have you noticed? Because I have noticed.
But serving others is actually more needed than controlling them.
But serving others
is actually more needed
than controlling them.
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Still really funny that Apo said everyone on Pantheon is trans and Legs was like "... are we?" and then the next day he said his character uses he/they/any and doesn't really care about gender. He had to go think about it
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did I REALLY just see a post using a single study of EIGHTEEN! PEOPLE! to argue there is statistical evidence that gen z college students can't read. be serious for five seconds
(barely conscious, rapidly fading out) hmmmmh.......,..... Mimbo Jimbo... ..
mojo bojo
fuckignn,, mimpo jimpo
Idea: Both Grace and Rocky get annoyed that the other cannot experience the world like they can and try to come up with ways to compensate for the other’s lacking senses.
For instance Grace desperately wants Rocky to be able to experience color so as not to think so many motionless sights are boring. To reveal the hidden beauty afforded by human sight. So he starts working on a higher definition version of Rocky’s flat image to textured surface visualizer. He devises to use micro-textures to stand in for color, interviewing Eridians to come up with pleasing patterns to simulate colors based on the emotional associations those patterns evoke, like synesthesia in humans. For instance how red is “warm/passionate/exciting” blue is “calm/cold/deep” and so on. Gathering enough patterns to make a beginner palette and then finding ways to interpolate and blend between them to come up with enough colors to fill the entire spectrum. It takes several tries and misses but when Grace gets it nailed down and the Eridians can “see” they are THRILLED by it. The whole world takes on hidden depths. They would all immediately want to know what colors they are. They would probably extrapolate off the existing microtextures to start coming up with new “colors” all their own. Adding patterns to see in the infrared and ultraviolet spectrums. Incorporate them into fashion and entertainment media. Have a field day with the new way of experiencing the world.
Meanwhile Rocky is stricken by Grace having such a narrow pinhole view of the world compared to what his echolocation awareness affords. Grace can’t feel the expanse of everything. Or see the tiny microfine details. Grace’s sense of sound and of his surroundings is so FLAT. So Rocky brainstorms to find some way to express the volume of it all and arrives at Haptics to let touch make up the difference. Before Grace knows it he’s got pads strapped to his chest, his shoulders, arms, head, back of the neck, belly, groin, all the places. Wherever he has sensitive clusters of nerve endings that will help him feel the topography of the noise against his skin. The first time Grace gets the full effect of it it’s like WAY too much and he has to quickly escape and convince Rocky to dial it back majorly before he can go again. It takes some time to work up to, but when he manages, Grace marvels at how different soundscapes FEEL different ways, some perceived more across his back or his scalp or in his chest and others better distributed across the whole of him in ways that elicit anxiety or calm. Neutrality. Intensity. Joy or sorrow.
But ESPECIALLY it would give him a newfound appreciation for the Eridian’s musical language. How different intonations elicit unexpected emotions and certain words and names just FEEL good across your skin or carapace. How unexpectedly powerful and even intimate speech can be when you feel it so pervasively.
Splatoon but its werewolves
They uhhhhhhhh spray cum idk. Whatever.
I can make the same joke 100 times and you will all enjoy it.
I can make the same
joke 100 times and you
will all enjoy it.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
One of these days yall will see me and haiku-bot fuckin tbh
One of these days yall
will see me and haiku-bot
fuckin tbh
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Grace getting really good at tapestry knitting and crochet since Eridian fibers are uncomfy for clothing and he ends up with a bunch of nice tapestries hanging in his house in the biodome.
Rocky says "why Grace hang up plain piece of cloth. Question?" The first time Grace finishes one and proudly shows it off to his bestie.
And Grace is like "oh. Right. There's a color pattern but....you cant see that. Hmm"
So the next one he makes also has the pattern textured (thank you purl stitches. Seed/moss stitch makes for great tactile patterning) and he shows this one off and Rocky is like "AMAZE! Pretty pattern on Grace art! Look nice hanging on wall! Can make Rocky one to hang in Rocky Adrian house?"
Grace figures out cables too after much practice and gifts Rocky and Adrian a beautiful tapestry made with cables to look like an earth tree on the Eridian Equivalent of their anniversary. They cherish it.
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The irony of this new breed of self-righteous AI hunters on AO3 is that they're all just copy and pasting peoples fics into AI detectors, which are all operated by AI and therefore THEY are feeding people's work into the algorithm without their consent and in some cases no doubt circumventing the locks people put on to avoid getting scraped...
Don't copy and paste anyone's AO3 work into third party websites, you're not the good guys in this situation?
Can you ask my doctor to remove my ovaries please?
I just don’t understand why you think I have authority over your doctor. What do you see me as.
there was that time you paid lip service to doctors over furries.
I saw some crazy images online and now I prefer furries
I saw some crazy
images online and now
I prefer furries
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