stupid shit said in rp servers meme
edit/alter/change pronouns etc as you see fit!
“the bees like their gender.”
“why does my child have a romance bar?”
“the top energy makes me 6 foot.”
“i have the impulse control of a walnut.”
“a light breeze could top you.”
“add salt till it feels right? bitch, i haven’t experienced a single feeling since 2011.”
“my favourite animal is an earthworth. and i couldn’t beat them for sure. they’re tactical geniuses, you can never know what they’re thinking.”
“call him a cum bucket on main.”
“the page i printed cost £80 but i paid in frogs.”
“who knew jesus was actually from illinois.”
“what’s that song about putting things together and it’s funny?”
“we’re the digital equivalent of a rubber duck.”
“breaking news: you’re a bottom for vore.”
“are you in the frog spotting group on facebook?”
“his stance was too low because he’s a hoe.”
“do i be extra gay and wear a necklace that is clasped together by a lock?”
“everyone wants to top -name one-, top -name two- who tops 100 fictional characters a day is an outlier and should not have been counted.”
“are you so rich that doing things yourself isn’t an option anymore?”
“no court in the land would convict you, they’d have a verdict of ‘he fucked around… and shortly found out, case dismissed.”
“he girlbossed a bit too close to the sun.”
“you’re the hoe weather forecaster. a meteorHOligist, if you will.”
“AND SLEEP WITHOUT A BEDFRAME????”
“today i learned that ‘names’ coworkers are moths.”
“why don’t they make people bones?”
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