uh oh! you misunderstood a social cue and said something mildly awkward. you will think about this and cringe everyday for the next 20 years

hannibal no longer slicking his hair back and letting it grow out longer and softer in italy is his version of cutting bangs and dyeing the ends hot pink after a really bad breakup.

so so sooooo sexy when tv shows end when they're supposed to. so sexy to have a thematically coherent & significant narrative and follow it to its natural conclusion. I'm salivating

they need to invent a food that i do not have to do any work to prepare and also is cheap and also is nutritious and also tastes good and also that doesn’t hurt my tummy

jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.

his long hair and murderous tendencies have bewitched me body and soul

that’s a really interesting interpretation of this character. i actually hadn’t seen it that way before. unfortunately you are wrong and stupid but i think it’s great that you tried.

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

some of you guys have GOT to remember about fun

like it’s ok… just be a little silly… be annoying… be embarrassing… you are alive

I was not meant to be a person I was meant to listen to music on the bus

i hate when a poem is good. Fuck you for saying that for real