MYSTERIOUS GIRL

princess who demands she be addressed as "her cuteness" but throws a fit because none of her maids say it with respect

Having your interests mocked as a kid and general low self esteem will have you insulting the things you like even when they're generally considered very good. Because you like it, and historically when you like something it's stupid and not worth anyone's time. So you will say nonsense like "I recommend this book/game/film, but it's okay if you hate it, it sucks, I really enjoyed it but that's because I'm an idiot" and you are recommending them the Citizen fucking Kane of that particular media type. And importantly: you need to stop doing this it is killing you

there needs to be more fetish art of mercedes from fire emblem three houses. for basically any fetish. she deserves it all

i havent seen the strong as fuck ice mummy in a while. i hope shes doing ok

spring thaw. weak as fuck water mummy now

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

the order of rodentia sounds like a circle of knights from ages past but you may be surprised to learn these noble warriors are still fighting their holy battles to this day

jobs for girls who can't focus and are tired all the time and aren't rlly that good looking and get startled easily

Your seal little sister us gnawing on you and hitting you with her claws and giggling and smirking at you thinking that you can't retaliate without breaking the Marine Mammal Protection Act.

I NEED A SICKO… im holding out for a sicko till the end of the night ..and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yess at the window with a look of delight

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal