wakes up and does a awesome puppy yawn

wakes up and doesn a silly kitty stretch

unleashes my million blade strike

It’s not haunted or anything Waluigi just attacks all the other tenants with a vacuum cleaner

straight boys should kiss their boybestfriends AT LEAST once. just to see if they like it

**twice

ok 1 more time and then u can stop i promise

who hasn’t had gay thoughts? Who isn’t constantly having. gay thoughts

“i’m not” i don’t need to know about that. You keep that to yourself

maybe i can gaslight myself into being okay

wait this is just cognitive behavioral therapy

Got that tgirl slouch so bad my sternum cracks when I stand up straight

dick so good it turns you into hold on i can’t finish this post. there’s a cobweb on my couch i can see it

i can finish it for you lemme try. dick so good it turns you into The Thing

thanks king that means a lot. there are spiders everywhere

you can exchange those for bonuses and points

At the spider store?

at the spider store yeah

due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

breasts image

sorry wrong tab

ok google delete post

penis image

i got you hold on

hey siri show breats

aw christ

thyrell i dont have ipohone

sorry ill try again. hey google penis picture

are you seeing anyrhing

thyrell its casting ponography to my living room turn it off

sorry. google cut that shit out please

i confess i let illusions fester in my brain