Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

Nobody knows if writing a story is possible

im so fucking stupid

i'm crying laughing this is so funny

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

i love it when im rereading a story and i find these little breadcrumbs of foreshadowing the author left. everytime im like "ohoho!!!! i wouldve gotten that before if i had the big picture!!! and now i do!!! delightful!!!" and idk i just love being able to read the same story twice but have two different experiences. i like when a story has so many layers that it can keep you entertained for a long time as you unravel all its secret nooks and crannies. thats a good story.

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

bigs my eyes

bigs my eyes at you

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs