so let’s love from now on

My birthday is finally not at the bottom of the Japanese luck calendar… 2026 may just be my year hol up…

the first rule of cooking is that there are no rules. anything goes do whatever you want forever. the first rule of baking is that if you fuck it up you die

being an artist and a gym bro at the same time is NOT for the weak

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

skillet issue

so the wok's gone, and now there's something wrong with the skillet, too?? how am i meant to make the rice now ????

ask a shrimp for help

you’re telling me a shrimp’s gonna fry this rice??

hold on babygirl dont die there will be a new freaky little character for you get insanely obsessed with

tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that's not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it's true neutral in a really nice way

we invented a robot that lies and cheats and steals. sometimes it gets emotionally unstable and deletes all your code if you dont stroke it's ego enough. use it for your business!! it doesnt cost as much as a human but you still have to pay money for it to do a worse job that all your customers will definitely notice. but we need that money to pay for the robot's electricity, which is enough to power a whole city and pollutes unfathomable amounts of fresh water. this is the way of the future! everyone loves the robot!!

guess who finally started studying proper anatomy?!

i hate feelings

feelings are okay sometimes